Jesus is a Bastard.

Shame be the day when truth be hidden.

this thread is all over the place in here!I belive in a meme me and my friend made up (and god >.>)

This should sum up the next 10 pages nicely:
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You know, I am intrigued about something. I understand that some people don't believe in God, but why do they feel the urge to attack the ones that do? (Yes, those words are an attack to any christian on Southperry). Is it because Christians try to teach around about Jesus? But how would you even be able to judge something when you don't know much, if anything, about it?. I believe most of the people here has never read the Bibble, yet they talk about religion as if they were scholars (not like i'm one either), which makes your opinions one sided.

For Harrizonized

 Spoiler

I request this thread to be locked.

The fact is that Jesus is a bastard. I haven't claimed anything else about the Bible within this thread. Any other implications simply came from your mind's eye.

^- This thread

I honestly don't know if it's over these people's heads, or if they're just that hard of trolls.

Mary had a little lamb.

Mary had a little lamb.

And the devil will steal your soul.

Pray tell how you predict the future.

Fags are gay.

I understand that some people don't believe in God, but why do they feel the urge to attack the ones that do?

Perhaps we should take that to the man on the main street of my city. You know, the one that proceeds to tell everyone who passes that they are eternally damned sinners. I believe hate of Christianity has been brought by some Christians and THEIR refusal to accept others' beliefs.

I request this thread to be locked.

It isn't breaking the rules, so request denied.

 A very un-Funhaus post

You know, I am intrigued about something. I understand that some people don't believe in God, but why do they feel the urge to attack the ones that do? (Yes, those words are an attack to any christian on Southperry). Is it because Christians try to teach around about Jesus? But how would you even be able to judge something when you don't know much, if anything, about it?. I believe most of the people here has never read the Bibble, yet they talk about religion as if they were scholars (not like i'm one either), which makes your opinions one sided.

And I wonder how many of the religious debaters bother to go find out why militant atheists feel the need to be on the offensive. This goes both ways.

 This should help a little

http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/richard_dawkins_on_militant_atheism.html
http://www.ted.com/talks/michael_specter...enial.html Religion's not really the topic in the 2nd one, but I like it when you combine it with Dawkin's statement that religion is corrosive to science and viceversa.

And yeah, I haven't read the Bible (How is Bibble formed?). I have read The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth at least though. Which is Thomas Jefferson's rewrite of the Bible. He took out everything but exactly what the title states. No God, no supernatural, no tales of Ancient Israelites. Just the teachings of Jesus, as written in the Bible. It's less than 200 pages, and it really shows where just one of the planet's many religions got way off track. I particularly enjoy the bit where Jesus gives some shameless merchants hawking wares out a temple a boot to the curb. Keeping marketing seperate from the holy has really gone well.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Funhaus post.

HAHA! DISREGARD THAT, MARY GOT SOME GODCOCK.


...I need to start using the term godcock liberally in regular conversation. I've decided it's awesome.

Pray tell how you predict the future.

I cut the head off a chicken and drain its blood. I then get my predictions from the shapes that the blood splats make.

ITS SOME SORT OF CHRISTIAN MAGIC!

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Like you?

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Jesus wasnt black, he was middle eastern.

>Implying that he's not anymore?

If he was. Its not like he appeared suddenly from the crack of some white woman :c|

thread sucks.