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Your replies are so bad, I think I'd rather vomit. For real. I had too much tonight. Now, if you may excuse me. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF----

You should vomit all over this thread before someone decides to just sh'it all over it first

I will diarrhea, all over this pos thread that has sh`it repliz

Wow so how about E3.
Microsoft and Ubisoft was complete sh'it on a stick.
EA was only good.
Good thing tomorrow has Nintendo with new zelda, donkey kong and metroid. Along with Rock Band.
And then the 3DS.
And then sony with some marvel vs capcom 3 and sly cooper collection.
And Mortal Kombat.
Wow E3.
Wow.

Wow so how about E3.
Microsoft and Ubisoft was complete sh'it on a stick.
EA was only good.
Good thing tomorrow has Nintendo with new zelda, donkey kong and metroid. Along with Rock Band.
And then the 3DS.
And then sony with some marvel vs capcom 3 and sly cooper collection.
And Mortal Kombat.
Wow E3.
Wow.

what

E3

I just took a HUGE SH'IT. AND IT WASN'T ON THIS THREAD. It started out innocent enough. Two good, standard logs. They even seemed like they'd be toilet-paper minimal. BUT THEN IT JUST STARTED COMING. LIKE, SORT OF DIARRHEA. BUT NOT QUITE. KINDA LOOSE PELLETS. BUT NOT LIKE HAMSTER SHI'TS. ALTHOUGH THOSE ALWAYS COME OUT KINDA CLEAN. AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING FOR A MINUTE. But then, you know that feeling after a huge dump? Awesome. And I knocked back some more of that crazy Sudoku I was doing. One of the ones were the "boxes" are all odd shapes and not boxes at all. I don't like those as much as Killer Sudoku, but my dad filled out the rest of the book, so that's all that's left.

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I just took a HUGE SH'IT. AND IT WASN'T ON THIS THREAD. It started out innocent enough. Two good, standard logs. They even seemed like they'd be toilet-paper minimal. BUT THEN IT JUST STARTED COMING. LIKE, SORT OF DIARRHEA. BUT NOT QUITE. KINDA LOOSE PELLETS. BUT NOT LIKE HAMSTER SHI'TS. ALTHOUGH THOSE ALWAYS COME OUT KINDA CLEAN. AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING FOR A MINUTE. But then, you know that feeling after a huge dump? Awesome. And I knocked back some more of that crazy Sudoku I was doing. One of the ones were the "boxes" are all odd shapes and not boxes at all. I don't like those as much as Killer Sudoku, but my dad filled out the rest of the book, so that's all that's left.

I just took a HUGE SH'IT. AND IT WASN'T ON THIS THREAD. It started out innocent enough. Two good, standard logs. They even seemed like they'd be toilet-paper minimal. BUT THEN IT JUST STARTED COMING. LIKE, SORT OF DIARRHEA. BUT NOT QUITE. KINDA LOOSE PELLETS. BUT NOT LIKE HAMSTER SHI'TS. ALTHOUGH THOSE ALWAYS COME OUT KINDA CLEAN. AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING FOR A MINUTE. But then, you know that feeling after a huge dump? Awesome. And I knocked back some more of that crazy Sudoku I was doing. One of the ones were the "boxes" are all odd shapes and not boxes at all. I don't like those as much as Killer Sudoku, but my dad filled out the rest of the book, so that's all that's left.

I was interested til I saw the word "Sudoku"

Let's discuss how Nintendo will steal the show at E3 tomorrow while Sony's conference is a massive failure as it is every year.

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I was interested til I saw the word "Sudoku"

Well, the crossword book is filled too, and I've read the 3 Reader's Digest and the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

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Let's discuss how Nintendo will steal the show at E3 tomorrow while Sony's conference is a massive failure as it is every year.

Willing to bet it'll be the second best presentation, at least.
Microsoft and Ubisoft was complete sh'it.
And even then, with Nintendo's track record, I'm sure half of their presentation will fall flat.

Real men drink as many shots of whatever liquor they know they cannot handle, based on their age. 22 years old? Yeah motherf`ucker, you drink 22 shots before an hour.

Let's discuss how Nintendo will steal the show at E3 tomorrow while Sony's conference is a massive failure as it is every year.

Wii Music 2.

Willing to bet it'll be the second best presentation, at least.
Microsoft and Ubisoft was complete sh'it.
And even then, with Nintendo's track record, I'm sure half of their presentation will fall flat.

>Implying Project Natal isn't a huge step forward in the gaming industry, regardless of how silly it looks and is
>Implying Ubisoft didn't announce potentially incredible games, such as the Hot Pursuit remake, Driver sequel, and Rayman Origins
>Implying Nintendo's "track record" isn't currently superior to Microsoft's and Sony's
>Implying you play video games

As someone who has gone this long without getting his own 360, but is moving into a single next year and wants his own 360, I am pleased to see New 360.

>Implying Project Natal isn't a huge step forward in the gaming industry, regardless of how silly it looks and is
It isn't when its just copying the Wii. Kinect Sports and Kinect Fit, Osnap, so original. Voice control and hands-free is only notable thing, and its not that big, especially when its slower than just using a controller.
>Implying Ubisoft didn't announce potentially incredible games, such as the Hot Pursuit remake, Driver sequel, and Rayman Origins
Hot Pursuit is EA. Lasertag, really?
>Implying Nintendo's "track record" isn't currently superior to Microsoft's and Sony's
Last year's was terrible. Two good games shown hardly made up for it.
>Implying you play video games
So I just play videos that magically follow what I do? Pretty sick.

Last year's was terrible. Two good games shown hardly made up for it.

You seem to be forgetting that Nintendo stole the show in last year's E3 as well. Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Golden Sun DS, and Metroid: Other M were all notable titles; hardly "terrible", especially in comparison to the Sony and Microsoft lineup that year.

3DS alone will win E3. You cannot deny this. It's just basic logic. No other company is showing completely new generation console, even if it's handheld. Remember that DS is on the verge of becoming the best selling console of all time.