If you had infinite wishes

What would you wish for?

I would wish for the ability to do nothing, oh that would be awesome.

Wouldn't that just erase you from existence?

Wouldn't that just erase you from existence?

And then I would wish for a person to die everytime I do nothing.

Because all the expected stuff like money and freedom are boring, I'll get straight to the sexy:
I want a full-blown BDSM dungeon and an eternally youthful redheaded female sub. And another plantain.

And various forms of BBQ on demand, all the time, served by a wizened, old black guy with an insane beard who always wears denim overalls to cover his beer gut. His accent would be incredibly cliched, his hair all afro'd up with a spatula tucked in it. He'd be the most legit pitmaster the world has ever known.

And a jetpack.

And then I would wish for a person to die everytime I do nothing.

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Then I would wish to do something after killing people, but doing something makes me do nothing then killing more ppl.

Oh im awesome.

Then I would wish to do something after killing people, but doing something makes me do nothing then killing more ppl.

Oh im awesome.

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I would wish to be the best arena player in the world.

Yah I'm a simple guy

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I'd want a marching band to play for me as they follow me everywhere I go. People I pass in the streets would break into incredibly gymnastic, synchronized dances-especially the fat ones. Christopher Walken would be the band leader and he'd dance like he does in the Weapon of Choice video while conducting. All the male band members would be dressed like Waldo. All the females would be dressed like Carmen Sandiago. A Google Streetview van would follow us everywhere until we'd been recorded on every street.

Solarboy...

None of what you said actually makes sense.

At least, doesn't make sense grammatically, if nothing else.

Hookers, with STDs all over me.


bolarsoy.

Solarboy.

I'd wish for MetaSeraphim to hire more Knights of the Rainbow Monocle!

If it wasn't for me not wanting to get in trouble for posting with a mult in the Funhouse, I would have posted something nice.

1. I would wish to be the president of Nexon

2. I wish that more ppl would care if their brains are being eaten by zombie pokemon.

solarboy

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I'd want a marching band to play for me as they follow me everywhere I go. People I pass in the streets would break into incredibly gymnastic, synchronized dances-especially the fat ones. Christopher Walken would be the band leader and he'd dance like he does in the Weapon of Choice video while conducting. All the male band members would be dressed like Waldo. All the females would be dressed like Carmen Sandiago. A Google Streetview van would follow us everywhere until we'd been recorded on every street.

I'd wish for that.

Because all the expected stuff like money and freedom are boring, I'll get straight to the sexy:
I want a full-blown BDSM dungeon and an eternally youthful redheaded female sub. And another plantain.

And various forms of BBQ on demand, all the time, served by a wizened, old black guy with an insane beard who always wears denim overalls to cover his beer gut. His accent would be incredibly cliched, his hair all afro'd up with a spatula tucked in it. He'd be the most legit pitmaster the world has ever known.

And a jetpack.

Pretty much this, but 3 more dicks. And have them like... remote. Or on a tail or something (a long tail), I don't care, really.