Damn it, Keith!

Chemistry sucks.

Justin : Have you finished your homework yet, son?
Keith : pineapple you dad



I feel so proud. ;]

pineapple you here too dad-on-sp

hmm, makes me wonder what it would be to have spidey as a big sister.......

LIGHT slips into the room from a tiny corner of the window hidden by the blinds, with a small patch of light hits the door. It is a HOT SUMMER MORNING with the usual hustle amd bustle of THE CITY outside of SPIDEY'S ROOM. The sheets are sprawled out disorderly over a sleeping SPIDEY on her bed. To her side is her COMPUTER TABLE, which has a few USED HOT POCKET cases littered on top as well as figurines such as REVOLTECH GURREN LAGANN lined up orderly. The hectic city streets can be heard: horns honking, sirens wailing, and the roar of engines. Normally, the drone of the air conditioner could be heard over the cars, but today, it is broken. SPIDEY rises out of her bed, more asleep than awake with her eyes not even open yet and COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR and MUMBLES about the heat with a sleepy vengeance and then takes comfort to the feeping of lying on the floor.

SPIDEY: Eee Hee hee~

SPIDEY is in her own world that no one can see: syrup-dowsed pancakes raining from the sky on top of a giant strawberry decorated cake SPIDEY is standing on. Suddenly, her brother SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN walks through the door in an apron as he covers his face with a palm at the sight of his sister lazily lying down on the floor.

SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN: (sighs) Jeez, onee-chan...

[Cue laugh track]

SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN: You shouldn't just spend all day lying around.

SPIDEY: Eee hee hee~

SPIDEY giggles as she rolls all over the floor.

[Cue laugh track]

SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN: C'mon, onee-chan lets have breakfast.

SPIDEY arises and walks with him to the table. The aroma of BACON fills the apartment as SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN watches the bacon sizzle on the pan; and then stops the flame when it turns just the right texture and color. He comes back to see SPIDEY has fallen on to the floor out of her chair. He puts his palm over his face in defeat.

[cue laugh track]

Ironically, I have homework to do and I'm procrastinating on Southperry.

Ironically, I have homework to do and I'm procrastinating on Southperry.

Naughty, naughty children.

LIGHT slips into the room from a tiny corner of the window hidden by the blinds, with a small patch of light hits the door. It is a HOT SUMMER MORNING with the usual hustle amd bustle of THE CITY outside of SPIDEY'S ROOM. The sheets are sprawled out disorderly over a sleeping SPIDEY on her bed. To her side is her COMPUTER TABLE, which has a few USED HOT POCKET cases littered on top as well as figurines such as REVOLTECH GURREN LAGANN lined up orderly. The hectic city streets can be heard: horns honking, sirens wailing, and the roar of engines. Normally, the drone of the air conditioner could be heard over the cars, but today, it is broken. SPIDEY rises out of her bed, more asleep than awake with her eyes not even open yet and COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR and MUMBLES about the heat with a sleepy vengeance and then takes comfort to the feeping of lying on the floor.

SPIDEY: Eee Hee hee~

SPIDEY is in her own world that no one can see: syrup-dowsed pancakes raining from the sky on top of a giant strawberry decorated cake SPIDEY is standing on. Suddenly, her brother SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN walks through the door in an apron as he covers his face with a palm at the sight of his sister lazily lying down on the floor.

SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN: (sighs) Jeez, onee-chan...

Lost it right there.

Organic Chemistry causes loss of sleep, eye fatigue, and insanity roughly related to the failure % of the whole class. 9 out of every 10 doctors would tell you to just drop the damn class and to spend your time wiping your own ass and to stop wearing the same boxers seven days in a row. 1 out of every 10 doctors will tell you to go kill yourself.

Needs more BACON, SARAH, and GREG. ^ @ Spidey

@Swerve: Stop being a ninja.

Lost it right there.

I'm so confused about the gender of people.

As I walk towards the room of my beloved 'so-called' sister named Spideyman, I slowly approached her blood-stained door that had anime wall-scrolls covering near the outer rims. Slowly.. I reached my right hand out for the rusted golden knob. Sweat drips from my hand, and slowly, I pushed the door and peeked at the inside of her room. I noticed my 300 pound sister slowly undressing. In horror, I cover my eyes with both my hands. I shrieked like no other, and suddenly, as I aimed my eyes downwards, I notice she was turning towards me. I suddenly see a man-part.

"WHAT THE--"

After you finish Organic Chemistry there will be Biochemistry and Physical Chemistry. You will be ripped apart mercilessly as if you were being raped by a thousand sweaty Mexicans through every hole in your body. At the end of four years you will be left numb and feel as if nothing in the world is worth it. You will realize that everything you do leads to entropy which leads to the end of the world and that your death is the only act of enthalpy that will restore the world back to normal.

After you finish Organic Chemistry there will be Biochemistry and Physical Chemistry. You will be ripped apart mercilessly as if you were being raped by a thousand sweaty Mexicans through every hole in your body. At the end of four years you will be left numb and feel as if nothing in the world is worth it. You will realize that everything you do leads to entropy which leads to the end of the world and that your death is the only act of enthalpy that will restore the world back to normal.

dont even start with entropy and enthalpy <<

I finished my homework! As soon as i got to the "Sex Hormones" section it went by fast F3

Oh and im at work ^^ im a R.A. Nice to meet you!

 Spoiler

LIGHT slips into the room from a tiny corner of the window hidden by the blinds, with a small patch of light hits the door. It is a HOT SUMMER MORNING with the usual hustle amd bustle of THE CITY outside of SPIDEY'S ROOM. The sheets are sprawled out disorderly over a sleeping SPIDEY on her bed. To her side is her COMPUTER TABLE, which has a few USED HOT POCKET cases littered on top as well as figurines such as REVOLTECH GURREN LAGANN lined up orderly. The hectic city streets can be heard: horns honking, sirens wailing, and the roar of engines. Normally, the drone of the air conditioner could be heard over the cars, but today, it is broken. SPIDEY rises out of her bed, more asleep than awake with her eyes not even open yet and COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR and MUMBLES about the heat with a sleepy vengeance and then takes comfort to the feeping of lying on the floor.

SPIDEY: Eee Hee hee~

SPIDEY is in her own world that no one can see: syrup-dowsed pancakes raining from the sky on top of a giant strawberry decorated cake SPIDEY is standing on. Suddenly, her brother SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN walks through the door in an apron as he covers his face with a palm at the sight of his sister lazily lying down on the floor.

SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN: (sighs) Jeez, onee-chan...

[Cue laugh track]

SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN: You shouldn't just spend all day lying around.

SPIDEY: Eee hee hee~

SPIDEY giggles as she rolls all over the floor.

[Cue laugh track]

SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN: C'mon, onee-chan lets have breakfast.

SPIDEY arises and walks with him to the table. The aroma of BACON fills the apartment as SMOOTH CRIMINAL-KUN watches the bacon sizzle on the pan; and then stops the flame when it turns just the right texture and color. He comes back to see SPIDEY has fallen on to the floor out of her chair. He puts his palm over his face in defeat.

[cue laugh track]

In response to that, i feel like you kinda put a mad-lib together.....thats what i feel like it is...

but lulz were had at a few parts

im a R.A. Nice to meet you!

I'm an R.A. too and I also happen to be at work.

Random pimento.

In response to that, i feel like you kinda put a mad-lib together.....thats what i feel like it is...

but lulz were had at a few parts

Actually, I based it on the relationship as sisters between Yui and Ui in K-On. The older sister, wannabe Tsukasa Yui, is basically a giant sack who does nothing all day except for eat sweet, sugary food and lie around while her younger sister covers for her sister's laziness and does the cooking and stuff and whips her sister out of being lazy from time to time.

Then I styled the idea as a TV sitcom, and wrote it into something that resembles the typical format for Hollywood scripts.

Thread needed moar ketones

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Let me guess, Orgo exam?

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