Cleverbot..

Cleverbot is an pimento<<

Oh wow, there has to be a person behind that, there's no way any bot behind that, unless GLaDOS is Cleverbot.

Tested this out myself. "It's hard to overstate my satisfaction" is what starts him singing it.

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Correct

Chat log:
me: hello
Bot: Hello.
Me: are you human?
Bot: Yes.

OH GOD.

http://international.jabberwacky.com/



I got a Japanese bot.

OH GOD.

http://international.jabberwacky.com/



I got a Japanese bot.

http://translationparty.com/#7148789

http://translationparty.com/#7148798

Clever bot got pineappleed over

me: hi
Cleverbot : Hey.
me : you like little boys ?
Bot : No ... Little cats scratch.
me : i said boys you retard.
bot: No you didn't.

im gay
Are you happy that way?
yes. are you ?
Yes, it's a easy choice.
its not a choice Retard
Then what is it?


What is your favorite song?
Trident : layers
What is it about?
a gum with three layers
What is your favorite song?

.

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*one clap*

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Me : THE GOGGLES!
Bot : They do nothing!

Me: Well I have an exam and an essay due tomorrow, so chances are I'll be up all night.
Bot: Code 84: go home then, good night.
Me: Well that seemed rude. Then again, you're just an automated computer program churning out responses determined via some complex algorithm.
Bot: Well, you are very rude and you don't deserve my company.
Me: Aww now you've made me cry. I might reach for that knife over there...
Bot: Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

wtp.

I am utterly confused.

 Spoiler

User: Let's go! Your dog finds balance in its chew toy.

Cleverbot: I do not have a dog.

User: Did you ever have a dog?

Cleverbot: Yes I had a hamster.

User: But a dog isn't a hamster.

Cleverbot: But it could be.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Maybe your adopted and your name is penelope.

 Spoiler

Also, starting with "to catch them is my real test" launches it into the Pokemon theme song.

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I like this bot, he's smart.

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Me : THE GOGGLES!
Bot : They do nothing!

Holyshitholyshitholyshit.

*closes window*

Holyshitholyshitholyshit.

Is it that surprising?