Terrible funhouse thread.

Sec, I gotta sneasel over mah keyboard.

Chris brown gave that b'itch a darkrai.

You should visit Sarah's most recent thread, where many Southperricans Squirtle over other Southperricans. It's quite thrilling.

I was running through the rain but the mudkips getting all over my pants.

I sure did give your wormadam good squeeze.

Never gonna give Mew up,
Never gonna let Mew down,
Never gonna run around and desert Mew,
Never gonna make Mew cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt Mew

Wait what the pineapple is this doing in here?!

If this is what you guys think is a good thread, you best be trollin, niggas.

When Gokus power level reached maximum, he performed a spiritomb

You should visit Sarah's most recent thread, where many Southperricans Squirtle over other Southperricans. It's quite thrilling.

I've been there! Bacon was shocked when he read over mine. "Are you sure this is yours?" he asked.

"That's right," I said. "I Rotom".

Screw this thread, I'ma go look up some persian pron

Get your fatass snover here.

Yo dawg, that sounded a little pidgey.

Yo dawg, that sounded a little pidgey.

Arceus?

Screw this thread, I'ma go look up some persian pron

Your joke slaking some funny.

A Venusaur walks into a pokemon center crying hysterically. Nurse joy quickly runs to its aid.

"Oh my, what's wrong?! Chancey, quickly, get the large stretcher."

As Venusaur continues crying, nurse joy looks around for any signs of physical injuries. She gasps loudly as she discovers what seems to be a crabby pinching the poor grass pokemon's genitalia.

"PENISSORE, PENISSORE!!!"

It cries.

I went on Wheel of Fortune the other day, and when it came my turn I just stood there. I've never seen the show before, so I wasn't quite sure what to do. The other contestants were staring at me, and the audience seemed to be getting impatient.

"Please," the host said. "Would you just Spinda wheel?"

Bacon: Help me Southperry, it hurts when I Caterpie.

Greg: Really? Dang Bacon, you should let a doctor have a Pikachu.

Spideyjvc: Well don't take any Vicadin, it'll make you Drowzee.

Mark: Dude Bacon, you Butterfree up some time to see that doctor.

Greg: Yeah man, pretty soon you'll be covered in Bulbasaurs.

Sarah: Haha Bacon, you're probably just going through Metapods.

Bacon: Wow really? I find that really Ghastly.

Fiel: No worries man, you can just Zapdos right off.

Combattente: Hey Fiel, I'm Seaking an unban.

Sarah: Fiel, tell Combattente she has an STD. It'll Haunter for life.

TobiasBlack: So the other day, I got my sister some Silcoon implants.

Bacon: Sounds hot, can I Pincir down and Exploud all over her?

TobiasBlack: Come near her and I Machop your balls off Bacon.

ClawOfBeta: Come on Tobias, that sounds a little Farfetch'd.

Bacon: I'd love to play with Shawn's Wiggletuffs of hair. Mmmm.

Sarah: Stop it Bacon, I Machoke to death.

ClawOfBeta: Bacon, don't make me Krabby.I swear I'll fucking Exeggcute you.






Will continue if people enjoyed it.