What to do when home alone?

1. Find a friend
2. Substitute this song with Small Town Girl
3. One of you sings high, the other sings low
4. ????
5. Profit!

Is it bad that I've actually done this?

Fap in a room you don't/can't normally fap in.

You could play piano while fapping.

That's always a good idea.

Correct'd.


INSTEAD OF PLAYING PIANO WHILE FAPPING....

Why don't you play the piano with your junk? Slap 'em notes good. REAAAAL GOOD.

Jerk off in the kitchen. Just the adventurous feeling you'll get out of it will be enough to make it more than satisfying.

isnt it interesting that apparently most guys jack off when they're home alone?

*note to self: if i have a son and leave him home alone, disinfect the house when i come back.

isnt it interesting that apparently most guys jack off when they're home alone?

Not really.

Run around naked. Feels good bro.

isnt it interesting that apparently most guys jack off when they're home alone?

*note to self: if i have a son and leave him home alone, disinfect the house when i come back.

eh, i do it when people are around, lol.


like greg said, ADVENTUROUS FEELING. (of getting caught)

Don't know about you wierdos...
but I watch t.v or go on my computer, or learn korean.

Run around naked. Feels good bro.

I second this. No matter what you decide to do, do it naked

I second this. No matter what you decide to do, do it naked

I spent a good minute watching your avatar

clean the house and make your parents happy with a clean house surprise!!

I spent a good minute watching your avatar

You are not alone.

Wat is this really a question?

IIRC thats from a gba game i looked for 2 seconds and though it was bad xd

Don't know about you wierdos...
but I watch t.v or go on my computer, or learn korean.

There's really not much you can do while people are there that you can't while they aren't. Being loud and fapping are two of the only things that come to mind.

clean the house and make your parents happy with a clean house surprise!!

I...actually did this once. Home alone for a week one Summer. I cleaned up the kitchen and pet's area all nice and pretty before Mom got back.