What to do when home alone?

Hey guys I need ideas of stupid stuff to do while I'm home alone kthx

Fap.
-Enter Spidey-

Fap.
-Enter Spidey-

Besides that and looking at porn

Play Piano.
My dad gets mad at me if I do it while he's watching his sports news television.

1. Put a hot iron on your doorknob
2. Spill hot water all over your porch
3. Attach a can with a string on top of your stairs
4. Scatter jacks and Hot Wheels across the room
5. Glue nails under the carpet
6. Make cutouts of your family and attach them to trains

meporu sutori

Do your dishes.

Eat all the food in the house while watching a movie as loud as you can.

You could play piano white fapping.

That's always a good idea.

Put on some techno and start a self-rave.

Sing along. Full volume, full falsetto.
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Sing along. Full volume, full falsetto.
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1. Find a friend
2. Substitute this song with Small Town Girl
3. One of you sings high, the other sings low
4. ????
5. Profit!

play maplestory

1. Put a hot iron on your doorknob
2. Spill hot water all over your porch
3. Attach a can with a string on top of your stairs
4. Scatter jacks and Hot Wheels across the room
5. Glue nails under the carpet
6. Make cutouts of your family and attach them to trains

This made my night. Gotta love that movie .

Also, yes to fap. A student org on campus that educates us college kids on how to have great sex (all fact-based and whatnot) said guys should fap a minimum of three times a week or they risk prostate damage.

SO FAP AWAY.

1. Put a hot iron on your doorknob
2. Spill hot water all over your porch
3. Attach a can with a string on top of your stairs
4. Scatter jacks and Hot Wheels across the room
5. Glue nails under the carpet
6. Make cutouts of your family and attach them to trains

The funny thing is

My name is Kevin.

I've been referenced to that movie, and have been labeled as identical to him.

I'm such a disease!

Summon Giygas.

Play Pong.

Easy, you jack off with one hand while using your other hand to scroll through your collection of porn.

Easy, you jack off with one hand while using your other hand to scroll through your collection of porn.

But I don't have a collection saved to my computer.

I just browse the interwebs.

Open the Last Measure until your computer implodes.