Why you should feel bad

yes, tho that white king will die on the black turn

Oh yeah huh..

yes, tho that white king will die on the black turn

Good job ignoring the big, fat "Checkmate."

Good job ignoring the big, fat "Checkmate."

i owudl like to see the rest of the board ]=

Good job ignoring the big, fat "Checkmate."

I don't play chess, so I'm pretty uninformed. I thought checkmate meant like any move you make will make you lose, so don't bother.

Let me get this straight.. You OWN the panties? Or did you CLAIM the panties?

Hopefully it's the latter.

a bit of both, but more the former.

He's a crossdresser. Pretty sure he owns them. I swear he once posted a story about him going to a store to buy some.

yes, i am. and i cant recall that story, but i recall another where i went into a store and went in in the door near the lingerie section, and as i was walking, an old woman said something, thought she called my name, and i tripped and fell into a display with a bunch of thongs on it... needless to say not only did i make an ass of myself that night, but i also took some "souvenirs" for making such a spectacle of myself.

They make special girl boxers...?

Still, easier to wear something too big than too small.

theyre called "boyshort" panties. tried them, too small. with bikini cut and hipster, you can at least squeeze the berries into the bag, but with boy short they are caught in a limbo between dangling in a net and compressed in a cage. awkward fit is awkward. =S

While I have it

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I don't play chess, so I'm pretty uninformed. I thought checkmate meant like any move you make will make you lose, so don't bother.

I haven't played Chess since I was about 5 years old, but I thought "Checkmate" was what you say when you win and "check" when you do that ^ :f6:

Ok I'm going to use this thread for what was intended.

Taylor, what the pineapple is wrong with you. Why are you pineapple a flaming feggot on the internet, but then too fuking shy to even accept a date from a semi ok looking guy. Is i tbecause you have too uptight standards, or is it because nothing can ever compare to that one slight chance you had with Richard. The korean you fell in love with over gay chicken then got torn down through an SMS text message. Why is it that you love all the hot jocks, you want to get in their pants, and you want to make hot love to them though when it comes down to when someone actually wants to return the favor to you and they aren't to your "standard" you don't take them up on the offer. Why are you so picky? Why are your parents divorced, or at least why are they trying to split your hairs. Why is your family so fuked up. But why do you complain about it and blame everything on it. So what, your grandmother was anorexic until she was 60. So what, you mother married a feggot in denial and you are the spawn of a sham marriage. So what, your sister is a 19 year old mother that isn't married and hanging onto the life of her so called "babi" that is a big time star in Hollywood while you take care of twins at home. So what, you yourself were abused as a child both physically, mentally, and sexually. Why do you have to blame everything single thing you do on your family. Why do you have to be so cheap, but then when you have excess money spend it on crap. Why are you so obsessed with Asian stuff, and hate your own country. Why is it that you just can't accept that fact he rejected you, every time you see something on facebook about him you cringe and get sad. HE REJECTED YOU GET OVER IT, WHY CAN'T YOU? You should take that Maple Story account of yours and delete it, if it weren't for the amount of NX you spent on a game you can't even understand 80% of. You're almost a senoir, and your GPA is no where near acceptable for colleges worth a good asian language major. 3.4 will get you no where, everyone says it and everyone knows it. Why are you in APUSH, you're too lazy but you think that that hot jock diagonal to you is going to actually like you. You're so pathetic to think that someone gorgeous could actually be gay. Look at you, you're ugly. You have acne everywhere and nothing you do can help it. It'd be better of you to give up now, your art is crap and everyone knows it but they are too scared to tell you something negative. You will never amount to something in this world, and there is nothing you can do about it besides fantasize about hot men in foreign countries you probably won't even reach. Look at you, posting this on south perry you feggot. Go be gay somewhere else, no one likes a lonely feggot.

I haven't played Chess since I was about 5 years old, but I thought "Checkmate" was what you say when you win and "check" when you do that ^ :f6:

I'm not sure... Checkers FTW.

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Why are you so goddamn boring? You'd think someone with interests like yours would be a hell of a lot more impulsive and/or outgoing, but instead we're left staring deadpan into the sunken eyesockets of a thrift store mannequin...

...but damn, do you look good in a cardigan.

Why can't you teleport, you useless motherfucker

Why can't you teleport, you useless motherpineappleer

Because you're a night lord.

Because you're a night lord.

I have a bishop too

In fact, WHY DO I NEED 2 4TH JOB CLASSES? WHY DON'T I JUST HAVE 1 REALLY HIGH LEVELED ONE?

Also, im talking about teleporting irl

Sorry for not contributing but I've been making myself feel bad more than enough.

yes, tho that white king will die on the black turn

You can't move yourself into a "Checkmate," just so ya know :3

As far as the thread goes: I love myself. Everyone else is the ones with the issues ^.^
[SIZE="1"]I lie to myself to feel better. Don't judge me! ._.[/SIZE]

As far as the thread goes: I love myself. Everyone else is the ones with the issues ^.^
[SIZE="1"]I lie to myself to feel better. Don't judge me! ._.[/SIZE]

I love myself too, and don't worry, I'm not in denial either

Wow, I bet this guy thinks he's funny. I bet he laughs out loud whenever he posts any crap he thinks he's funny... What a loser. And what's that moral crap he posts from time to time? He's not even making sense. Added to my ignore list.

EDIT: Dammit

Stupid pimento. Stop being so great at life. You're making others around you jealous.

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lol

Kind of glad this thread got derailed... can't watch self-destruction...

I'm a douchebag for dating multiple girls at once. Fck me. Hard.