How do you picture your ideal woman/man?

^ I see what you did there. Of course Tobias, don't be silly. We're talking about pics.

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adorable wiminz.

nothing gets me harder faster than a cute face.

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or

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or

Why post the same picture twice in one spoiler? :f6:

You people have weird taste.

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Why post the same picture twice in one spoiler? :f6:

Bad joke.

^ I see what you did there. Of course Tobias, don't be silly. We're talking about pics.

Technically he's right. The thread says how we picture them, i.e. in what manner we picture them.

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She has a huge cock.
Thats all that matters

She has a huge cock.
Thats all that matters

Shy, a crybaby, but always wants to do the right thing. One who enjoys to motivate others and cheers them up when they're down. A small, and slim girl, to be honest, I couldn't care less about the size of her breasts or ass as long as she's "all of the above", and hopefully not a peach.

Shy, a crybaby, but always wants to do the right thing. One who enjoys to motivate others and cheers them up when they're down. A small, and slim girl, to be honest, I couldn't care less about the size of her breasts or ass as long as she's "all of the above", and hopefully not a peach.

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Shy, a crybaby, but always wants to do the right thing. One who enjoys to motivate others and cheers them up when they're down. A small, and slim girl, to be honest, I couldn't care less about the size of her breasts or ass as long as she's "all of the above", and hopefully not a peach.

You just explained my girlfriend to a T.

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We are talking real life here, bud.

Been married for 20+ years. Very healthy and happy relationship. No arguments at all. Only thing I can regret is that our son seems to have an unhealthy obsession with chinchillas. Poor boy. Whatever shall I do?

We are talking real life here, bud.

You obviously do not get the reference.

You obviously do not get the reference.

I do.

inb4mylesandhisgaypix

@OP: JESSICA dyed her hair to poop black now ): shes so fugly with it.

but whatever, lookatthebody

Been married for 20+ years. Very healthy and happy relationship. No arguments at all. Only thing I can regret is that our son seems to have an unhealthy obsession with chinchillas. Poor boy. Whatever shall I do?

kill him. kill your boy with fire.

Been married for 20+ years. Very healthy and happy relationship. No arguments at all. Only thing I can regret is that our son seems to have an unhealthy obsession with chinchillas. Poor boy. Whatever shall I do?

And your other son has an obsession with opossums.

Oh lord