Omegle! Lets talk to strangers!

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Stranger: hello sir
You: wut does SP stand for?
Stranger: only god knows
You: ok
You: thx
Stranger: have you found jesus yet my son?
You: im jewish
You:
Stranger: i want to save your soul, you are not yet lost
Stranger: if you continue your ways your are doomed to an eternity in hell
You: as long as it doesnt involve a closet
You: im ok
Stranger: eternal damnation awaits all jews!
You: good thing im not one
You:

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Stranger: damn
Stranger: i got out trolled
You: damn st8
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You: desu!
Stranger: Question Mark
You: Exclamation mark!
Stranger: Period
You: semi-colon
Stranger: What
You: colon
You: quotation marks
You: single quotation mark
Stranger: Boredom
You: but i won
Stranger: (Apostrophe)
You: i mention more
You: comma
You: bracket
You: curly bracket
You: plus
You: minus
You: equals
You: love
You: \
You: i like love
Stranger: I <3 Love
You: that is a contradiction
You: you can;t love love
You: you can only like love
You: love cannot be loved
You: unless
Stranger: I Love Love, Therefore Love Can Be Loved
You: possibly
You: unless you can fall in love with the idea of love
You: but i don't believe love can be loved
Stranger: I Do Believe Love Can Be Loved. Opinions.
You: opinions are intersting
You: what do you believe about like then?
Stranger: The Connections That Come From Loving Someone And The Feeling You Get From Love
Stranger: =Awesomeness
You: but i always thought that I= awesome
You: therefore, do I=love/
Stranger: You Think You=Love
You: but I know I am awesome
You: therefore, I should equal love
Stranger: You Said You Thought It
You: look man
You: i piss excellence in the morning
Stranger: Therefore, You Literally Think You Equal Love
You: therefore, i am awesome
Stranger: I'm Just Going By What You Say
Stranger: "Man"
You: have you ever pissed excellence? Man?
Stranger: Have You? I Find It Hard To Believe.
You: I did it this morning
You: and another thing
Stranger: Of Course You Did Kid ^^
You: how come you Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word?
Stranger: +Ruffles Your Hair Playfully+ Cute
You: are you trying to be awesome too?
You: then you can be awesome with me
You: and therefore be love
You: also
Stranger: I Don't Want To Be Love. Too Much Attention
You: really? then what would you want to be?
You: anger?
You: jealousy?
Stranger: I Want To Be Me
Stranger: Oh Hey...Mission Accomplished +Thumbs Up+
You: Me? I don't have a definition for Me
You: care to elaborate on Me and this mission?
Stranger: No, Not At All
You: why not?
You: I care to know why you choose to be you
You: and not envy
Stranger: Because I Like Me[/COLOR]

Very interesting convo. My goal is to find a southperrian.

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You: I'M A DRAGON
You: RAWRR!
Stranger: my platypus is soooooo wet
You: really?
You: why is your cat wet?
You: did it rain on it?
Stranger: cause i just dropped him in the pool by accident
Stranger: poor felix
You: felix?
Stranger: cats name
You: that is a nice name for a cat
Stranger: ty
You: like the cartoon?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: =
You: nice
You: not garfield?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ASF?
Stranger: ASL*
You: 1,300/dragon/mountains
Stranger: rofl
You: fo'sho'
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well class is bout to start. goodbye dragon
You: DSL?
You: but
You: i like felix that cat
Stranger: but?
You: but
You: why is your cat with you?
You: if you are at class?
Stranger: i was just kidding
You: ...
Stranger: comes from the guy who says hes a dragon
You: i might have to fire breathe you
You: at least my story
You: flows well
Stranger: eh
You: not jumps around and makes silly comments like yours

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lol. Such a contradiction

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Stranger: hi
You: I"M A DRAGON!!!
You: RAWRRR!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I'm just a regular old human
You: really?
You: that must suck
You: except
Stranger: yep
You: trying to get a taxi also sucks
You: for me that is
You: ...
Stranger: oh, yeah I can imagine
You: you know, since the US government outlawed flying in big cities
You: some times, i just wanna let loose
You: ...
You: but then the cops bring their dragon guns
You: and those hurt
You: ...
You: You know what?
Stranger: oh, that's a shame
You: sometimes i have weird dreams
You: about being a raptor
You: then i wake up in a cold sweat
You: and my house is burned down
You: ...
You: houses just don't build themselves
Stranger: oh
You: have you done something in your sleep before?
Stranger: not really
You: same
You: shame*
You: but then again
You: you are just a human
You: who can get taxis
You: and order pizza without being crucifixed at
You: ...
Stranger: oh, that's a shame
Stranger: but you can fly, thats kinda cool
You: but i live in the city
You: i told you before
You: they bring the dragon guns
You: and those hurt
Stranger: fly in the countyside
You: funny story, this one time i dressed up in a toga when the pizza guy came
You: the countryside smells like poo
You: and cows
You: covered in poo
Stranger: fly very high so the guns can't reach then
Stranger: brb
You: okay
You: tell me when you are back
You: i want to elaborate on this story
Stranger: back
You: okay
You: about flying high
You: i might might Barack Obama
You: then i would get crucified
You: while people start yelling, "Yes we can!"
Stranger: oh no
You: yes they can
You: it is america for pete's sakes
You: Silly obama putting ideas into their heads
You: Americans think they can do anything
You: ...
You: back in my day
You: you know
You: before Jesus was born
Stranger: oh yeah
You: I could do what I wanted
You: i was big pimpin' PDiddy
You: but now...
Stranger: well, try to look on the bright side
You: at least i did get pizza this last week without any problems
Stranger: see? that's pretty cool
You: and i could open the PB&J jar without setting it on fire.
Stranger: well done
You: thanks
You: what is your favorite pastime?
Stranger: nothing much, being with friends, films, videogames, cycling, you?
You: i used to like flying
You: but now it is getting pizza
You: and trying to figure out how to use chopsticks
You: i think i should go to china
Stranger: chopsticks are hard
You: and make them make giant sized chop sticks
Stranger: use small trees or something
You: so i can act Asian too.
You: small trees?
You: that actually is a good idea
You: but i want a design on them
You: not dragons
You: becuase that would be overkill
You: a dragon using dragon chopsticks?
You: pish
You: i would be a laughing stock
Stranger: that'd be pretty cool though
You: ...
You: mybe i'll get mermaids as the design
Stranger: ooh, that'd be cool
You: yeah
You: ...
You: do you know of any mermaids that wouldn't mind posing for me?
Stranger: no, sorry
You: see
You: i think if i go to the Chinese
You: and tell them i want mermaid chopsticks
You: i might get some with lolis
You: and i don't want to be labelled as a pedo
Stranger: I think that's the japanese that like lolis
Stranger: so you should be ok
You: oh, phew
You: such a relief
You: thanks so much!
Stranger: yep
You: you are a good stranger
Stranger: good luck in the future Mr. Dragon
Stranger: thanks
You: bye now
Stranger: bye[/COLOR]

EPIC WIN MADE OF DRAGONS!!!

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Stranger: Hey
You: Yo
Stranger: sup dawg
You: Im gonna let you finish, but im one of the greatest rappers of all time
You: OF ALL TIME!
Stranger: Oh Kanye, I missed you
Stranger: did you bring those stupid glasses?
You: Nah, they broke.
Stranger: Aww
You: So i threw them in the trash
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: you should have given them to the poor
You: I think i saw a hobo wearing them the other day
Stranger: was it 50 cents?
You: Man, that thing was worth half what I paid for it
You: Im never shopping at k-mart again.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: When will you learn
You: Ya...
You: Its just that k-mart makes me think of my name
You: Like,
Stranger: Kanye Mart
You: Kayne-mart
Stranger: you should open your own stores
You: Ya
Stranger: with better glasses
Stranger: and your music always blasting in the shops
You: Ill have glasses that are the shizz
Stranger: only selling your cds
Stranger: and that beyonce video
You: And half as cheap as those tight assed k-mart glasses
Stranger: Hell yeah
Stranger: Cant believe people really pay ten bucks for those
You: 10?
You: I paid 50!
Stranger: you gave tip to the cashier or what
You: No...
You: The price tag said fifty, dawg!
Stranger: you got robbed
You: Ya...
Stranger: so
Stranger: neways
Stranger: whats your favorite taylor swift song
You: Pshh, its the silent song.
Stranger: is it kinda like the whisper song
You: No, the silent song is when she just sits there
You: bein silent and all.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i kinda liked that one
You: Really, her voice sucks
Stranger: her face sucks too
You: Beyonce, her voice is like pure gold
You: PSsh, man taylor is so ugly!
Stranger: beyonce's got the bod too
You:
Ya, like an angel!
Stranger: ya
Stranger: a curvy sexy teasing angel
You: Uh-huh!
You: I still cant believe taylor won that thing
You: Pssh.
You: Imma go call my manager with that store idea.
You: Cya dawg.
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Stranger: Sleep my friend and you will see the dream is my reality
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: peach
You: Ok im done.
You: Want a cookie?
Stranger: No, but do you feel better now?
Stranger: Listen damn it, we will win!
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Stranger: heeeeello
You: Hi there!
Stranger: how are you
You: Doing great
You: You?
Stranger: im fantastic, a little cold though
You: It's cold here too
You: Way too cold for fall
Stranger: oh i know eh!
Stranger: where ya from
You: Canada
Stranger: me too
Stranger: where!
You: Vancouver
Stranger: oh nice,i ve always wanted to go there
Stranger: i live in toronto
You: Nice
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 18, hbu?
You: 17
Stranger: whats your name
You: Trevor
You: You?
Stranger: im sophia
You: So what are you up to?
Stranger: i am listening to music
Stranger: nothing special, you
You: Nothing here either
You: Just being cold
You: I just ate corn though
Stranger: ahaha on the cob?
You: Yeah
Stranger: yum
Stranger: so im guessing its dinner time there? its 8:30 here
You: No butter though
Stranger: aww,i always use butter and salt on it
You: Yeah it tastes much better
You: And it's 5:30 here
Stranger: 3 hour difference, cool
Stranger: heres a crazy question, do you know a diora?
Stranger: cuz i know she lives in vancouver, or near there,but i know its a big city
You: Don't know that person, sorry
You: :/
Stranger: ahaha np
You: I know a guy who used to live in Toronto
You: I heard it's a busy place
Stranger: very busy :|
Stranger: oh my, lots of traffic
You: Is it a hassle to get places?
You: Because of the traffic?
Stranger: yes sometimes, if you need to be somewhere, you should always leave like 30 minutes earlier
Stranger: lots of crazy drivers
Stranger: parking is expensive or sometimes you cant find parking
Stranger: i use the go train though
You: Yeah we have something like that here
You: Here it's called the Skytrain
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: i hear vancouver is beautiful
You: It is, in a lot of parts
You: But it's not all beautiful
You: Like some parts of downtown, where there's a lot of homeless people
Stranger: theres lots of homeless in toronto
Stranger: its really sad
You: Yeah and since the 2010 Olympics are happening here
You: It's hard to say what will happen
Stranger: oh thats true
Stranger: you'll be getting lots of tourists thats for sure
You: Yeah
You: It sucks though because the Vancouver School Board isn't closing schools down
You: Even though surrounding cities are
Stranger: wow really
Stranger: thats not fair at all
Stranger: any girlfriends?
You: Nah nothing stable
Stranger: aww, same here
You: Anyways I gotta go
You: It's been nice talking with you
Stranger: ok, nice talking to you too
You: Bye!
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Nice person. :x

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You: Hello
You: Im phil the bunny
Stranger: hey
You: Im 3 years old
You: I live in a magical garden!
Stranger: oh wow
You: Next to bob the magic dragon
Stranger: good for you
You: Luckily, bob doesnt like bunnies
You: He is allergic
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: asl
You: 3, bunny, magical garden
You: I thought we already covered this
Stranger: seriously ...
Stranger: gosh
You: Yes.
Stranger: a bunny with a laptop
You: No, I use Vanessas computer
You: She owns the garden.
Stranger: aiyooooo
You: Aiyeeeee!
Stranger: buh bye
You: Aww
You: Bye!
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You: Southperry?
Stranger: Hi, it's me, The President.
You: ZOMG
You: Hi president Obama
You: Im darth vader.
Stranger: Hello.
You: I believe you own a lightsaber?
Stranger: Are you really Darth Vader, or someone trying to act cool in front of the president?
You: I am actually darth vaders great great great etc grandson
You: Star wars was in a galaxy far far away a long time ago remember?
Stranger: I think what you did was pretty wrong.
You: ?
Stranger: I'm going to send you a letter of ways you can improve yourself.
You: Erm...
Stranger: It'll be there in about 4 days.
Stranger:
You: I dont even own a lightsaber
You: And Vader was my great great etc grandfather
Stranger: I have about four of them.
You: Hmm
Stranger: I use them and practice with them daily.
Stranger: I am a Jedi Master who rules the U.S.
You: I am very practiced with a lightsaber.
You: My uncle teaches me daily.
Stranger: My uncle is from Kenya.
You: Cool?
Stranger: But I was born in America.
Stranger: True story.
You: Interesting.
You: My dad is from germany
You: But I was born in america
You: True story
Stranger: You can be president some day then.
You: Yay?
Stranger: I look forward to running against you in the near future.
You: Not with my records
Stranger: 2012 perhaps?
Stranger: Hmmmmmmmm?
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These threads make me sad because I'm sure Mr. Omegle Founder thought this would lead people to hold interesting and thought provoking conversations with strangers across the world, but all it's used for is idiots trolling other idiots.

I mean, that was inevitable, given the internet, but still.

These threads make me sad because I'm sure Mr. Omegle Founder thought this would lead people to hold interesting and thought provoking conversations with strangers across the world, but all it's used for is idiots trolling other idiots.

I mean, that was inevitable, given the internet, but still.

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Trolls are currently the biggest problem facing Omegle. Unfortunately, a percentage of the site's user base, instead of trying to have interesting conversations, likes to harass other users through vulgarity, spamming, and so on. I consider this a very serious issue, and I'm working on methods of controlling it as much as possible. In the mean time, I hope Omegle's users will continue weathering the storm, and enjoying the site despite its trolls.

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lol. I have never actually been to the site, I was just guessing.

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You: Banana
Stranger: hello
You: Banana
Stranger: bob
You: Banana!!!!!!
You: >=(
Stranger: monkey
You: ...
You: BANANA!!!@!@!@!@!!@!!!@!
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You: Yo dawg.
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Omegle doesn't like gangstas.

I had another where I copy and pasted "A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS" a million times. Twas fun.

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You: hi
Stranger: Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dinomite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!
You: Can I touch you in bad places?
Stranger: I will kindly say HELL NO YOU PERVERT
You: Pleaaaaase!!

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You: Pika Pika!
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Stranger: Hello, this is your friendly admin Ross, we have reason to believe you are a neo-nazi, and are trying to re-instate the holocaust , so we have alerted the authorities, thank you, have a nice day
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Stranger: Hello, ask me any 5 Questions and I shall answer them Truthfully!
You: Are you a pedophile?
Stranger: Definitly not
You: Are you lying?
Stranger: No
You: You sure?
Stranger: Very sure
You: You can lie to me, I won't mind. So are you a pedophile?
Stranger: NO
You: You're aren't not a pedophile?
Stranger: I am Not a Pedophile
You: 2 Negatives = Positive so are ARE A Pedophile!
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We should all plan a time

 Basil Market...

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Stranger: Basil?
You: South Perry?
You: OMG
You: WHY
Stranger: o.o
You: lol
Stranger: lol whut?
You: Basil Market?
Stranger: yea o>o
Stranger: o .o
You: SP is better f3
Stranger: lol nice
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Stranger: Hello.
You: Want to buy a golden shower?
Stranger: Sorry...already got one.
You: Damn. R Kelly got to you first.
Stranger: Eh?
Stranger: Not quite sure I know what's going on.
You: lol
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I was expecting this thread to die down quickly. Turns out it's pretty popular.

 Look who I found c:

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You: basilmarket?
Stranger: South Perry?
You: ...
You: Oh
You: Yeah
You: SP.net too
You: ;D.
You: I go on SW.net
You: MapleStory
You: you know all that shits.
You: ...
You: Omegle thread in the fun house?
Stranger: SP USERNAME!?
Stranger: yep
You: CONFIDENTIAL
You: I can't spell by the way.
You: ANYWAYS.
Stranger: Dragon
Stranger: =P
You: The creator of the thread.
You: OHHH
You: You know..
You: THe pokemon guy...
You: >_>
Stranger: Pickachu?
You: ...
Stranger: whoops
You: Seriously....
You: Hmm
You: Trying to meet people off basil so I can call them fucking retarded
You: but I get everyone else.
You: Including someone from SouthPerry
You:
Stranger: I meet like two or so =(
You: Oh.
You: WHo are you again?
Stranger: Dragon
You: Oh.
Stranger: and you are Pikachu?
You: I'm gonna post this.
You: YEs

 Look who I found c:

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You: basilmarket?
Stranger: South Perry?
You: ...
You: Oh
You: Yeah
You: SP.net too
You: ;D.
You: I go on SW.net
You: MapleStory
You: you know all that pomegranates.
You: ...
You: Omegle thread in the fun house?
Stranger: SP USERNAME!?
Stranger: yep
You: CONFIDENTIAL
You: I can't spell by the way.
You: ANYWAYS.
Stranger: Dragon
Stranger: =P
You: The creator of the thread.
You: OHHH
You: You know..
You: THe pokemon guy...
You: >_>
Stranger: Pickachu?
You: ...
Stranger: whoops
You: Seriously....
You: Hmm
You: Trying to meet people off basil so I can call them pineappleing retarded
You: but I get everyone else.
You: Including someone from SouthPerry
You:
Stranger: I meet like two or so =(
You: Oh.
You: WHo are you again?
Stranger: Dragon
You: Oh.
Stranger: and you are Pikachu?
You: I'm gonna post this.
You: YEs

And finally two SPians collide.

[spoiler=It's like pineappleing magic.]
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You: You're a papaya.
Stranger: BasilMarket?
You: See.
You: I knew it.
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Ohoho.

For some very obcure reasons I met 2 somewhat completely opposite girls: a 21-year-old refined young lady and a somewhat 15-year-old Eun girl in Korea who taught me different emoticons that can be used on Omegle.
They both were decently entertaining.

I couldn't think of ANYTHING to do with this person...

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Stranger: 1 509 768 2849
You: 867-5309
Stranger: youi first
You: I don't know my area code though, sorry.
You: You'll just have to try all available area codes!

Should I edit out the phone number?

Caught another BM...

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You: YOU ARE A PINEAPPLING PAPAYA YOU POMEGRANATEY PEACH!
Stranger: smoked oysters?
You: Forum bashing =)
Stranger: BASIL!<3
You: RIGHT FORUM!
Stranger: WEWW!
You: SP is WAY BETTER!
Stranger: GAH!
Stranger: LIES!
You: caught any BM or SP or any others? O.o
Stranger: 1 other :O
Stranger: u?
You: 2 BMs(you) 1 SPian
Stranger: woo!
Stranger: basil id? :o
You: not anymore
You: SEE YA PAPAYA!

You have disconnected.

Hunting for BMtard and SPians is addicting.

Okay, this was a fun one.

 Spoiler

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you know where babies come from?
Stranger: yes
You: Can you inform me?
Stranger: who dosent
Stranger: sure..
Stranger: do you have a phone line in yuor house
You: No.
Stranger: a phone
You: I live in a shack up on a hill. I'm amazed I can get my neighbor's internet from here!
Stranger: then you're never gona get babies
Stranger: so why worry about it
You: Who said I was worrying?
You: I just wanted to know where babies come from.
You:
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: ?
You: Explain the procedure for me, please?
You: Why does it matter?
Stranger: ok...true
Stranger: ill explain it
Stranger: like i was saying..most people have something call a phone line
Stranger: and aphone
You: Uh-huh.
You: *takes down notes*
Stranger: ok...follow me
Stranger: uhm...then
Stranger: what happens
You: Uh-huh. I'm hanging on every word you say.
Stranger: you go to sleep
Stranger: and when you have this dream...that its supposed to be veryamazing or so they say...a little frog is gona jump up to you and hand you a piece of paper, you will open the paper (in your dreams) and you will se a number...you have to remember that number so you can then dial it throught your phone
You: Uh-huh.
Stranger: if you dont remember the number, then you have commited an abortion. poor baby.
You: Okay, thank you so much!
Stranger: im not done
You: Ooh.
Stranger: kids pop out of the phone line
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats it
You: Oh, okay.
You: That was anticlimatic.
You: But thank you so much, kind sir or madam.
You: I will relay this information to the others.
Stranger: undecided
Stranger: u sure should
Stranger: so many people think babys come out of vaginas...i mean wtp
You have disconnected.