2009-09-30, 04:05 PM (This post was last modified: 2009-09-30, 04:10 PM by ablu2.)
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You: JIGGLE JIGGLE!
Stranger: :o
Stranger: Jello?
You: GIMME MY COOKIES!
You: Who am i?
Stranger: Cookie monster?
Stranger: :O
You: Oh yeah, i want milk too
Stranger: it's in the fridge
You: Im supposed to give you stuff, not steal your milk!
You: You have to put it out for me!
You: Who am i?
Stranger: Elmo?
Stranger: :OOO
You: Based on your apparent age, you should know me
Stranger: I do not
You: Or do you not believe in me?
Stranger: I believe
Stranger: that you believe that I believe
You: How big is your CHIMNEY?
Stranger: Quite small
You: Can a FAT GUY fit in it?
You: A FAT GUY with MAGIC?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Impossible
You: WHO AM I?!?!?!
Stranger: Satan?
Stranger: :OOOO
You: ...
You: He would burn your CHRISTMAS TREE.
You: But close
Stranger:
Stranger: Byebye santa, i hate you!
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Stranger: Ask me anything. =)
You: Is santa claws gay?
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ablu2 Wrote:Connecting to server...
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You: JIGGLE JIGGLE!
Stranger: :o
Stranger: Jello?
You: GIMME MY COOKIES!
You: Who am i?
Stranger: Cookie monster?
Stranger: :O
You: Oh yeah, i want milk too
Stranger: it's in the fridge
You: Im supposed to give you stuff, not steal your milk!
You: You have to put it out for me!
You: Who am i?
Stranger: Elmo?
Stranger: :OOO
You: Based on your apparent age, you should know me
Stranger: I do not
You: Or do you not believe in me?
Stranger: I believe
Stranger: that you believe that I believe
You: How big is your CHIMNEY?
Stranger: Quite small
You: Can a FAT GUY fit in it?
You: A FAT GUY with MAGIC?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Impossible
You: WHO AM I?!?!?!
Stranger: Satan?
Stranger: :OOOO
You: ...
You: He would burn your CHRISTMAS TREE.
You: But close
Stranger:
Stranger: Byebye santa, i hate you!
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Lol, I asked some guy his name and he called himself santa.
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You: I'm a dragon!!!!
Stranger: Hello, I am Bob
You: RAWRRRR
You: Are you a nice bob?
Stranger: I am nice
You: I might just breathe fire if you aren't
Stranger: I liak vaginaz
You: wrong
You: ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: GTFO troll
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You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: m u?
Stranger: f
You: age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
You: 14
Stranger: LOL
You: what?
Stranger: YOU'RE 14
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Guild Alliance: In One
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You: Do you voodoo?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: which do you prefer?
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I copied Chris's Message, didnt get a shocking reply but....
Wow.
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Stranger: hi im 19, boy, usa. And you?
You: Im a girl, 18, usa
Stranger: hi
You: like sex
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: well
You: what you wanna do
Stranger: do you like bondage?
You: yeaaaa
Stranger: what do you like?
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.
Violation: Solicitation of a minor.
Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.
Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.
You: You're IP has been logged.
Stranger: so what?
You: In the course of a few day, the F.B.I will come and send you to jail
You: Where youll be prosecuted.
You: and have a few years of time
You: that ok?
Stranger: ok
You: Nice having this chat with you, we'll see you in a couple of days.
Stranger: guess not
You: When we log an I.P we can track it down to a computer, and where that computer is located. You will be prosecuted, believe me.
Stranger: yeah right
You: No.
You: We're serious.
Stranger: me too
You: Do you have a record?
Stranger: no, just dvds
You: Well.
You: I hope you know that this is serious. and that you are going to jail.
Stranger: in a few days?
You: Did we not say that?
Stranger: dunno, did you»?
You: Don't try to play games, sir. You seem to not be afraid of jail. No porn allowed, you know that right?
Stranger: u dont like porn?
You: No.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: ure some type of christian freak?
You: You're IP has been logged, see you in a couple of days. This chat has also been logged. Bye.
I was having fun.
Singapore
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hold-on
Stranger: ok
Stranger: from?
You: ...
You: wait
You: back
Stranger: m\f?
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 16
Stranger: 18 m singapor
Stranger: from?
You: Singapore! ME too!
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: well, what do you really want?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: can i see you?
You: when, to have sex? My firends tell me im addicted.
Stranger: ok,
Stranger: ok, you id plz?
You: huh?
Stranger: msn?
You: ooo, I dont use msn, sorry.
Stranger: yahoo?
Stranger: can we have sex?
You: why not! What type regular, or freaky?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are u have cam?
You: yea
Stranger: ok, how can i see you?
You: Err, hold on, let me find a place.
Stranger: ok
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of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.
Violation: Solicitation of a minor.
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please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.
Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.
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Stranger: hi im 20 m indonesia
You: indonesia?
You: where is that?
You: on a map?
You: in your head?
You: around the globe?
You: speaking of globes
You: I like apples
You: apples are like globes
Stranger: is near australia
You: yeah?
You: do people speak english there?
You: isn't it like 2 in the morning also?
You: nvm, it is 3 in the morning
You: why are you on the internet at 3 in the morning?
You: rough night?
Stranger: where do you from?
You: first answer why you are up at 3 in the morning and i will tell you
Stranger: i cant sleep
You: oh
You: okay
You: i'm from indonesia too...
You: funny huh?
You: i can't sleep
Stranger: udah nyangka gw
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: pasti
You: i think one of my fingers is broken
You: so that is why
You: i can't sleep
Stranger: dari mana nih?
You: tidak
Stranger: apanya yang tidak?
You: seperti anak laki-laki
I just used google translate. I think he said he likes butt, and I told him that I don't like boys.[/COLOR]
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You: I'm a dragon!!!!
Stranger: Hello, I am Bob
You: RAWRRRR
You: Are you a nice bob?
Stranger: I am nice
You: I might just breathe fire if you aren't
Stranger: I liak vaginaz
You: wrong
You: ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: GTFO troll
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I like stealing people's words, so here:
Stranger: want to do anything to me?
You: I'm a dragon!!!!
You: RAWRRRR!!!!
Stranger: really!
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: i like a guy that takes control
You: o.e
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Guild Alliance: In One
Meh, this one was going on WAYYYYYYY too long, so i copypasted...
Also note, I did this one in the middle of an art history class, im sitting in the back try not to laugh to loud D:
I Like Curry!
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Stranger: heyy
You: hiya
Stranger: how r u
You: i r good, ty
You: yourself?
Stranger: m ok
Stranger: thanku
Stranger:
You: :0
Stranger: from?
You: canada
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: kooll
You: you like candaian bacon?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: dunno much abt it
You: they are good
You: we are famous for our canadian bacon
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: m/f??
You: f
Stranger: kewl
You: you?
Stranger:
Stranger: m
You: oooo, where you from/
Stranger: india
You: really? i like curry!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: there r many curries
Stranger: vich curry do u like
You: the red one?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: many red ones dear
You: whichever one is the spicy red one, i like it spicy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: vats ur name?
You: marry-may
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: like u
Stranger:
You: ty
Stranger: vat do u do?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: if u dont mind
You: im a hooker really, and 17
Stranger: kooll
Stranger: me 19
You: cool tho most of my customers are almost twice that age
Stranger: lol
You: you seem like a virgin to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: noo noo
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u how many times??
You: oh, its hard to keep track these days, maybe 2 to 5 times in an average night
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can v b frnds
You: i suppose, but wouldnt that be hard with you in india?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: m pretty kool with it
Stranger: i find u sweet n interestin
You: why ty
You: but i must warn you
You: i have both a vagina and a penis
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really??
You: yes
You: it gets hard when they both get tangeled together
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its ok with me
You: thats good
Stranger: lol
You: interestinglyy enough, it gets me morre money
Stranger: u got yahoo
Stranger: same here
Stranger: m gettin horny too
You: nope, i dont have yahoo
You: i like strngers more
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i m a stranger
You: no wai!!! really?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: den r v frnds
Stranger: ?
Stranger:
You: yes we are its making my penis hard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: mine too
Stranger: email id?
You: sorry, ii dont have an email either
You: we are not allowed to have them in canada
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: u dont hav an email id??
You: nope
Stranger: its ok
You: they arrest us when we make them :
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u gettin horny??
You: oh yes, im pushin my penis into my vagina
You: it feels good
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u got boobs rite?
You: yes, but for some reason, one is almost twice as big as the other
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: can i suk dem
You: possibly
Stranger: koolll
Stranger: my dik is gettin hard
Stranger: sk it baby
Stranger: auk*
Stranger: suk*
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Violation: Solicitation of a minor.
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You: Your IP has been logged.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u jokin
You: nope, it seems they are restricting us here
You: you must go, they will come after you!!
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2009-09-30, 04:48 PM (This post was last modified: 2009-09-30, 05:01 PM by ablu2.)
Milelke Wrote:Something tells me that some of us may have ended up talking to each other. AND DIDNT KNOW IT.
Maybe. Is anyone here named moe?
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You: pineapple YOU
You: AND YOUR GAMBLING AUNT
Stranger: Aren't you dead yet?
You: No, your thinking of seth
You: Im leon
Stranger: Oh
You: Actually, I dont think weve met
You: What was your name again
You: ?
Stranger: Hitler
You: Oh yes,
You: Wait...
You: I thought YOU were dead?
Stranger: No, isn't it 1945?
You: No, its 2010
Stranger: Ops, eerhm, I'm alive!!!!
You: Lier
You: Im gonna finish what genghis started
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: Mercy!
You: Now if only i could find my laser cannon
Stranger: Look behind your chair
You: Ah, thanks
Stranger: Np
You: Wait, this is the blue one
You: I want my red one
Stranger: Oh, sorry
Stranger: The red one should be in the kitchen
You: Ah
You: Thank you.
Stranger: np
You: Just let me go grab it.
Stranger: Ok, I'll wait
You: Ok, i got it
You: And a bagel!
Stranger: Great
You: *eats bagel*
You: Hmm.
Stranger: Mmmm
You: Jefenmeiyers bagels own.
Stranger: I bet
You: Anyways
You: Prepare to meet your doom
You: IN THE NAME OF GENGHIS KAHN!
Stranger: NEIN!!!11
You: *charges laser cannon*
Stranger: FREIHEIT
You: Darn, its out of battery
Stranger: Yay
You: You win this round!
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You: THE BUFFALO MOONCHILD WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!!!!!
Stranger: aaahhhhrrrgg
Stranger: *falls dead on the ground
You: Mwahahahaha!
Stranger: *flips over and groans*
Stranger: *then stands up again, being green and hulky*
Stranger: moaaahhhhhh!!!
Stranger: *omnom*
Stranger: *nom*
You: *shoots a tranquilizer dart at you*
You: *Takes you back to the lab*
You: *turns you into a zombie*
Stranger: *muuahh*
Stranger: *eyes are red, and I walk around like a zombie*
Stranger: masssterr.
Stranger: I need..
Stranger: cookie..
Stranger: muuaahhhh
You: *gives cookie*
You: Go kill moe
Stranger: *nomomnom*
You: NOW
Stranger: yes master!
Stranger: *stumbles away dumbly and goes on its mission to kill moe*
Stranger: byer master
Stranger: I'll kill moe now
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Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 15/f/uk
Stranger: you?
You: 42/m/montana
Stranger: 42??
You: yeah, so?
Stranger: nothing.
You: uh.. ok.
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2009-09-30, 05:37 PM (This post was last modified: 2009-09-30, 05:45 PM by Kurtle.)
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: o.o
Stranger: name?
You: john
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Fake name yay
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Stranger: are you a horny female?
You: yes
Stranger: really?
You: no
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: sky
Stranger: papaya
You: ima girl
You: o.o
You: im no papaya
Stranger: oh
Stranger:
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA
Stranger: ohh nice
Stranger: im from canada
You: i hear you get free health care up there
You: or something around those lines
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: its great
You: thats nice
Stranger: isnt the US thinking of doing that?
You: no clue
Stranger: i dont follow politics that much
You: me neither
Stranger: soo what do you wanna talk about
You: i like cake
Stranger: me too
Stranger: cheesecake is the shizz
You: very
You: how about frozen yogurt?
Stranger: love it
You: me too
Stranger: what flavor?
You: depends on the place
You: but i would say
You: artic vanilla
You: + smores
You:
Stranger: mmm that sounds amazing
You: yes
You: you?
Stranger: uhh, i guess strawberry?
You: o and smores is also a flavor
You:
You: o nice
Stranger: i dont really follow the flavors
Stranger: ohhh
You: i havent eating that in a while
Stranger: you know what the best food ever
You: ?
Stranger: steak and lobster
Stranger: mmmmm
You: never tried lobster
You: ]=
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: go to your local Red Lobster
Stranger: and order it
Stranger: NOW
You: o.o
You: none near
Stranger: aw that sucks
Stranger: have you ever eaten jerk chicken?
You: nope
Stranger: wow
Stranger: youve missed a lot of good things
You: yep
You:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: anyways gotta go, heading down to the carribean food place for some jerk chicken
Stranger: this convo is amking me hungry
You: lol
You: k
Stranger: byee
You: bb
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im not a girl... o.o
but that was a pretty sane chat o.o
