Omegle! Lets talk to strangers!

i believe i won omegle

 LOTS OF DESU TO START OUT WITH, WARNING!

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You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU

Stranger: hiiii!

Stranger: jeez

Stranger: what was that?

You: stream of desu

Stranger: what's a desu?

You: youre a desu

Stranger: hmm.

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: well

Stranger: could you define desu?

You: anything and everything relating to or regarding the meaning of desu is simply desu, for desu is only but desu, and cannot be anything or anyone else but desu

Stranger: huh

Stranger: i like that

Stranger: so

Stranger: techically

Stranger: you're a desu as well?!

Stranger: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!

You: hmmm
well played citizen

Stranger: well

Stranger: now that we're fomally introduced

You: hello desu, i am desu

Stranger: how ironic!

Stranger: i'm desu as well!

Stranger: but it seems as though.

Stranger: you've caught on to that

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: well

You: indeed

Stranger: so i guess

Stranger: my job is desu as well?

Stranger: and

You: why, i suppose it very well would be

Stranger: your keyboard is desu?

You: by all accounts yes!

Stranger: hmm

You: all things are DESU

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: is there anything that is not DESU?

You: there is but one thing that cannot be desu

You: and that is a smile

Stranger: wow

You: but a desu can smile

Stranger: so cool

Stranger: HAHAH

Stranger: awesome

You: because smiles are desu being undesu

Stranger: so

Stranger: jee

Stranger: z

Stranger: that's such a paradox

You: yes

You: that is quite the desu

Stranger: paradox's are desu as well?

You: very much so

Stranger: hmm.

Stranger: if all things are desu

Stranger: aside from smiles

Stranger: then

Stranger: is there a particular trait to a smile

Stranger: that makes it undesu?

Stranger: or is it simply undesu because that's what it is?

You: any desu of undesu is undesu

Stranger: complicate

Stranger: d

You: so anything that is smile is a smile, and therefore undesu

Stranger: <---undesu?

You: yes!

You: by george, youve got it!

Stranger: hmm

You: well played citizen

Stranger: what if

Stranger: i put a at the send of a sentence

Stranger: would the sentence still be desu?

Stranger: or undesu?

Stranger: or

Stranger: desu, but associated with the undesu

You: the sentence is in that instance desu, but the undesu is still undesu, it bears nothing towards any and all desu

Stranger: ah

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so

Stranger: how does one pronounce desu?

Stranger: "deh - soo" ?

You: (D-eh-s-uu)

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: i'm not sure what to make of all this

You: you dont have to, thats the beauty of desu!

Stranger: i guess

You: just desu, and desu will desu you!

Stranger: but i don't like uncertainty

Stranger: but

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: desu is desu

Stranger: and = undesu

Stranger: therefore

Stranger: there's something that's certain

You: indeed

Stranger: but how is that useful?

Stranger: if everything is known

Stranger: that being

Stranger: everything is desu, except a smile

Stranger: does that even mean anything?

Stranger: Does it change anything?

You: nope, desu changes desu to desu, whilst still desuing desu's desu

Stranger: did you make up desu upon entering this chat?

Stranger: or have you known of the desu for a while?

You: i made up this definition of desu, yes, upon entering this chat

You: in actuallity it is a japanese conjoiner word.

Stranger: huh

Stranger: so

Stranger: what made you say it?

Stranger: Did it just seem like a good idea?

You: because it beat out me screaming "I HAVE AIDS" in my "interesting things to start an omegle conversation with" list

Stranger: ah

Stranger: you have a list?

You: mentally

Stranger: or is it figmitive?

Stranger: ah

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: Do you have aids?

You: i dont wish i werent so not unlucky

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: uhh

Stranger: I guess i won't get a yes or know.

Stranger: no

Stranger: wow

Stranger: why did i say know?

Stranger: jees

Stranger: jfqpwifhq

Stranger: hmm

You: blargle

Stranger: now that we've moved away from the desu

Stranger: i'm trying to

Stranger: find something interesting to talk about

Stranger: what country are you from, my friend?

You: "friend?" we are strangers, fair fellow.
i am from the country of unified peoples under a common ideals

Stranger: this is true

Stranger: we're strangers

Stranger: i was referring to you as a friend

Stranger: as a freindly gesture

You: ahh

You: quite noble of you

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: perhaps not

Stranger: who knows

You: not i

You: not you

You: not even the server of omegle

Stranger: good

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: well

Stranger: i'm going to assume

Stranger: for some reason

Stranger: you're from the UK!

Stranger: Am I wrong?

You: very much so

Stranger: Darn.

You: facades are a wonderous thing indeed

Stranger: For some reason, I had a strong feeling.

You: it may be perhaps due to my vocabulary.

You: oft times wisdom of the english language is attributed to the founders of it.

Stranger: That's logical.

You: but, as it is late, i must depart. this was in all honesty a very arousing exchange, one i hadnt had in a long while from this site. good luck in pursuit of logical conversation here.

Stranger: thank you sir

Stranger: and the same to you!

You: farewell stranger

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I don't attract very interesting convos. People ditch me too much

 What

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Stranger: heey'
You: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: your conscience.
Stranger: cool ive been ther a lot
Stranger: there*
You: it's a nice place huh
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: it seems to be nice but always watch your back twice...
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 Racist

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Stranger: filipino?
You: nope, canadian
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 Smiley faces are old

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You:
Stranger: what's up old man
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 So I'm down $1 million...

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Stranger: boy or girl
You: what do you think?
Stranger: boy
You: you sure?
You: is that your final answer
Stranger: no.. : (
Stranger: well
You: what if this was a $1 million question
Stranger: you cant leave me hanging like this
You: so you guess boy?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: well
You: congrats
You: you just won $1 million
You: how bout you
You: I guess that you're a boy
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I also had a legit, real convo for about 30 minutes, on and off (mostly off, actually). I'm not gonna post that here, but it was nice.

 This is a long one

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You: Male or female?
Stranger: m
You: Ahh, just what I needed...
You: Wanna play with me? >;3
Stranger: of course love
You: The full moon's set brightly tonight, isn't it?
Stranger: Only for you
You: I'm in nothing but a towel.
Stranger: mmm
You: I can change that now.
Stranger: please do luv
You: I run the tips of my fingers down the folds as it unfurls from my body and falls to the floor.
You: I clutch my breast, lifting it gently and letting it fall even moreso.
Stranger: i like this
You: Daintily, you see my fingers running downwards along a trail of shallow fuzz.
You: The fuzz becomes thicker as I reach my pubus; I stroke it lightly and bite my lip.
Stranger: mmm
You: A single droplet of blood forms as my canine tooth barely punctures the flesh.
You: I want you.
You: Now.
Stranger: i hold your wet body to mine
You: Mmm
You: Eagerly though humbly, I grasp your torso between my long, sinewy arms. My nails dig into your back as I let loose a loving sigh from my gaping jaws.
Stranger: your so beautiful
Stranger: i kiss your neck and touch your bottom gentely
You: My nails sink deeper into your back; they almost seem to grow longer each passing moment. My hair dangles gingerly atop your physique.
Stranger: my mouth is against your arieola
You: That's the spot. . .
You: My grasp tightens against your spine; you feel a slight pinch as I accidentally cut you with my nail. You like the pain, don't you?
Stranger: yes luv
Stranger: i start sucking ur arieola. you feel my teeth?
You: I do. Just watch the hair; I don't want any to get caught between.
Stranger: i move the hair back behind your shoulders
You: No, that's not what I meant. Watch the hair around my nipple.
Stranger: hair...........?
You: Yes.
Stranges: girls dont have hair there.....
Stranger: ur a girl right?
You: Of course, lover.
Stranger: then why do you have hair on your nipple
You: Well, it is a full moon, after all. I mentioned that in the beginning.
Stranger: so.....
You: Oh, I thought you knew...
Stranger: knew what.....?
You: I change during full moons.
Stranger: ....intto a wolf right? -_-
You: No, not at all, silly.
Stranger: what do u mean
Stranger: what do you change into then..........
You: Ann Coulter.
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NO LOVE FOR THE CONSERVATIVE SHAWTIES

I swear, this is the most interesting website ive ever been introduced to

 Jew in a hat!

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls?
You: Would you like a jew in a hat?
Stranger: what d u mean?
You: a jew in a hat! theyre the latest thing!!
Stranger: yes
You: How have you not heard of a jew in a hat?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: let's talk about other things
Stranger: asl pls?
You: how about dirt? dirt is very interesting ya know
You: worms live there!
Stranger: i think u r really crazy
Stranger: bye

I don't attract very interesting convos. People ditch me too much

 What

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Stranger: heey'
You: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: your conscience.
Stranger: cool ive been ther a lot
Stranger: there*
You: it's a nice place huh
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: it seems to be nice but always watch your back twice...
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 Racist

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Stranger: filipino?
You: nope, canadian
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 Smiley faces are old

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You:
Stranger: what's up old man
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 So I'm down $1 million...

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Stranger: boy or girl
You: what do you think?
Stranger: boy
You: you sure?
You: is that your final answer
Stranger: no.. : (
Stranger: well
You: what if this was a $1 million question
Stranger: you cant leave me hanging like this
You: so you guess boy?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: well
You: congrats
You: you just won $1 million
You: how bout you
You: I guess that you're a boy
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I also had a legit, real convo for about 30 minutes, on and off (mostly off, actually). I'm not gonna post that here, but it was nice.

you might have gotten that guy i had in my DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU conversation.

 Shortest conversation ever?

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Stranger: ㅎㅇ
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 Thrush?

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Stranger: hi
You: goggles?
Stranger: definitely
You: and what is it that they do?
Stranger: they read your mind
You: and what am i thinking now?
Stranger: sex
You: correct, unfortunetly for you, its not with you. Sorry!
Stranger: thats okay no one ever wants to have sex with me
You: it must be the nose 0-o
Stranger: no its not my nose
Stranger: i think its because i get thrush a lot
You: and this thrush is...?
Stranger: vagina;
Stranger: vaginal*
You: mmmhmm, so im guessing your a girl then
Stranger: yeah
You: well, you have it easy then, its easier for self pleasure :c|
Stranger: but i dont want to touch my vagina because it has thrush
You: and was ist das thrush?
Stranger: its an infection
You: oh my a-@
You: and how does one get this infection?
Stranger: your own body produces it
Stranger: males can get it from females
Stranger: but its not an std or anything
You: really? this is very interesting
You: i believe the last person to go down on you gave it to you
You: you must seek vengence
You: O-o {Long pause}
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: i think ive got some kind of inbalance in my body
You: it is a "dark chi" you must do yoga for that {another long pause}
Stranger: i hate yoga
Stranger: im not felxible enough
You: mmhhmmm


cardio will help also
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An actual conversation!

 Safer Korea {longish}

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You: Hello
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: a-@
Stranger: whattttt??
You: omg thats what i was thinking!
Stranger: ummmmmm..
You: this is a nice conversation :c)
Stranger: where ru from ?
You: im from malibu cali
You: how about yourself?
Stranger: korae that i live
You: hmmmm north or south?
Stranger: ssss
Stranger: south
Stranger: u know ?
You: yes yes, that would be the safer side
Stranger: yyyeah
You: well, depending on how you look at it actually
Stranger: what dose mean ?
You: well, North Korea doesnt like South for them seperating themselves from the North
You: so they kinda hate South Korea
You: or at least Kim Jung Ill does
Stranger: oh.hhh
Stranger: but,
Stranger: we r same racial
You: yes, but the North just doesnt really care for some reason
You: in all, your safer socially in south korea, but north korea could be a problem
Stranger: that is can change
You: everything can change i suppose
You: a catiplliar to a butterfly
You: a boy to a man
You: a kitten to a cat
Stranger: not good example
You: or kim jung ill could fall over dead a-@
Stranger: that's coooooooooooooooool
You: yes yes, it would probably be a day of celebration around the world
Stranger: you don't like him ??
You: personally I dont know much about him
You: but his ideals dont seem very good
Stranger: mm your right
You: so therefore, i cant view him as a person to like
You: i think if he were to be more open, he would be likeable tho
You: well, i must be off for now, needa get me some food
Stranger: bye
Stranger: good time
You: goodbye
Stranger: yyyyes
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You: omegle
Stranger: hey
You: desu
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 Spoiler

[color="#cc8899"]Connecting to server...
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You: Desu?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hello?
You: Hello
You: are you desu?
Stranger: no
You: Are you sure?
You: I think you are
Stranger: actually i dont know what desu means
You: Desu is a word that means desu
You: Which you obviously are
You: so you are Desu
Stranger: what is desu?
You: Not what, who
You: and the answer is you
Stranger: can u explain it carefully?


You: Desu is a word
Stranger: no~~~
You: a word that means desu
Stranger: im not a desu
You: Desu is a quality that you have
Stranger: i dont know what do u mean
You: therefore, you are desu
You: I mean desu
Stranger: u said quality???
You: It is both a quality and a person
Stranger: what kind of quality？
You: which are both desu
You: a desu kind of quality
Stranger: ………………………………
Stranger: so what is desu~~~
You: You are, we went over this
Stranger: ok so u want to talk to a desu? but im sorry im not
You: You most definitely are
You: It's a shame you don't realize this
Stranger: ok~~~ok im a desu~~~~so what?
You: Idk, I was just curious if you were
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best post count to thread view ratio ever.

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You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 Male, USA
Stranger: o east?
You: Yeah what state are you?
Stranger: NY
You: wow me 2
Stranger: My bf just dumped me he said i had sex with him 2 much
You: Too much is never enough!
Stranger: U addicted to sex too? ~~
You: Maybe
Stranger: mmm i have big titties 4 ur cock want me to rub with them?
You: Look I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Pamela Anderson has the biggest titties of all time, of all time!
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Not as good as the others but I thought it was funny.

I found a really nice person on there once. They played MapleStory and I was really enjoying talking to them and then...



I accidently hit F5.

 Spoiler

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You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 Male, USA
Stranger: o east?
You: Yeah what state are you?
Stranger: NY
You: wow me 2
Stranger: My bf just dumped me he said i had sex with him 2 much
You: Too much is never enough!
Stranger: U addicted to sex too? ~~
You: Maybe
Stranger: mmm i have big titties 4 ur cock want me to rub with them?
You: Look I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Pamela Anderson has the biggest titties of all time, of all time!
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Not as good as the others but I thought it was funny.

It was funny enough, it was funny enough.

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You: Hi
Stranger: DO NOT WANT TO CYBER AND I DONT SPEAK CHINESE!
You: Que?
You: Habla espanol?
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 Spoiler

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Stranger: HEY
You: Hello
You: Are you ugly?
Stranger: yees
You: I bet 50$ you are
You: Oh
Stranger: yes i am
You: Then i want 50 dollars
You: ninja
Stranger: im also poor
Stranger: because im ugly
You: Aww
You: Oh I get it
You: No-one will hire you since your so ugly
You: So you cant get any money
You: Thats ok
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 Spoiler

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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Your not french are you?
You: French people scare me
Stranger: no im not
You: Ok
You: Korean?
Stranger: why?
You: Im allergic to korea.
You: I went over there, sniffed the air,
You: and had an allergic reaction
Stranger: no
You: Ok.
Stranger: im italian
You: Ooohh
You: Can I have some pasta?
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i believe i won omegle

 LOTS OF DESU TO START OUT WITH, WARNING!

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You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU

Stranger: hiiii!

Stranger: jeez

Stranger: what was that?

You: stream of desu

Stranger: what's a desu?

You: youre a desu

Stranger: hmm.

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: well

Stranger: could you define desu?

You: anything and everything relating to or regarding the meaning of desu is simply desu, for desu is only but desu, and cannot be anything or anyone else but desu

Stranger: huh

Stranger: i like that

Stranger: so

Stranger: techically

Stranger: you're a desu as well?!

Stranger: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!

You: hmmm
well played citizen

Stranger: well

Stranger: now that we're fomally introduced

You: hello desu, i am desu

Stranger: how ironic!

Stranger: i'm desu as well!

Stranger: but it seems as though.

Stranger: you've caught on to that

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: well

You: indeed

Stranger: so i guess

Stranger: my job is desu as well?

Stranger: and

You: why, i suppose it very well would be

Stranger: your keyboard is desu?

You: by all accounts yes!

Stranger: hmm

You: all things are DESU

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: is there anything that is not DESU?

You: there is but one thing that cannot be desu

You: and that is a smile

Stranger: wow

You: but a desu can smile

Stranger: so cool

Stranger: HAHAH

Stranger: awesome

You: because smiles are desu being undesu

Stranger: so

Stranger: jee

Stranger: z

Stranger: that's such a paradox

You: yes

You: that is quite the desu

Stranger: paradox's are desu as well?

You: very much so

Stranger: hmm.

Stranger: if all things are desu

Stranger: aside from smiles

Stranger: then

Stranger: is there a particular trait to a smile

Stranger: that makes it undesu?

Stranger: or is it simply undesu because that's what it is?

You: any desu of undesu is undesu

Stranger: complicate

Stranger: d

You: so anything that is smile is a smile, and therefore undesu

Stranger: <---undesu?

You: yes!

You: by george, youve got it!

Stranger: hmm

You: well played citizen

Stranger: what if

Stranger: i put a at the send of a sentence

Stranger: would the sentence still be desu?

Stranger: or undesu?

Stranger: or

Stranger: desu, but associated with the undesu

You: the sentence is in that instance desu, but the undesu is still undesu, it bears nothing towards any and all desu

Stranger: ah

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so

Stranger: how does one pronounce desu?

Stranger: "deh - soo" ?

You: (D-eh-s-uu)

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: i'm not sure what to make of all this

You: you dont have to, thats the beauty of desu!

Stranger: i guess

You: just desu, and desu will desu you!

Stranger: but i don't like uncertainty

Stranger: but

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: desu is desu

Stranger: and = undesu

Stranger: therefore

Stranger: there's something that's certain

You: indeed

Stranger: but how is that useful?

Stranger: if everything is known

Stranger: that being

Stranger: everything is desu, except a smile

Stranger: does that even mean anything?

Stranger: Does it change anything?

You: nope, desu changes desu to desu, whilst still desuing desu's desu

Stranger: did you make up desu upon entering this chat?

Stranger: or have you known of the desu for a while?

You: i made up this definition of desu, yes, upon entering this chat

You: in actuallity it is a japanese conjoiner word.

Stranger: huh

Stranger: so

Stranger: what made you say it?

Stranger: Did it just seem like a good idea?

You: because it beat out me screaming "I HAVE AIDS" in my "interesting things to start an omegle conversation with" list

Stranger: ah

Stranger: you have a list?

You: mentally

Stranger: or is it figmitive?

Stranger: ah

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: Do you have aids?

You: i dont wish i werent so not unlucky

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: uhh

Stranger: I guess i won't get a yes or know.

Stranger: no

Stranger: wow

Stranger: why did i say know?

Stranger: jees

Stranger: jfqpwifhq

Stranger: hmm

You: blargle

Stranger: now that we've moved away from the desu

Stranger: i'm trying to

Stranger: find something interesting to talk about

Stranger: what country are you from, my friend?

You: "friend?" we are strangers, fair fellow.
i am from the country of unified peoples under a common ideals

Stranger: this is true

Stranger: we're strangers

Stranger: i was referring to you as a friend

Stranger: as a freindly gesture

You: ahh

You: quite noble of you

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: perhaps not

Stranger: who knows

You: not i

You: not you

You: not even the server of omegle

Stranger: good

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: well

Stranger: i'm going to assume

Stranger: for some reason

Stranger: you're from the UK!

Stranger: Am I wrong?

You: very much so

Stranger: Darn.

You: facades are a wonderous thing indeed

Stranger: For some reason, I had a strong feeling.

You: it may be perhaps due to my vocabulary.

You: oft times wisdom of the english language is attributed to the founders of it.

Stranger: That's logical.

You: but, as it is late, i must depart. this was in all honesty a very arousing exchange, one i hadnt had in a long while from this site. good luck in pursuit of logical conversation here.

Stranger: thank you sir

Stranger: and the same to you!

You: farewell stranger

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Stranger: why eyes hurt.
You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Stranger: *my and also FUCK YOU.
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Stranger: m/f?
You: SMARGEEEE!
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Smargeeee

Some kids at a party I was at, were on this site but they never trolled T.T. It's kinda amusing, and I have a bunch of logs, but I'm too lazy to put them up.

This guy owned.

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You: i HAS A Bunny
You: My bunnies name is phil
Stranger: gooooooood for uu
You: Say hi to phil!
Stranger: hiiii fil
You: Zomg
You: You spelled his name wrong
You: YOU UPSET HIM
You: Phil is leaving.
You: Say bye PHIL
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bye bye Fillio
You: Phil is getting his machine gun
Stranger: is filly crying like a lil peach ?
Stranger: lol
You: Mind if I track you using advanced hax?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Bring it onnnn Filly
You: Phil is now en-route to your position
You: He should be there in a few hours
You: So...
Stranger: i'v got a Bazzoka waiting for fillio
You: Awesome.
Stranger: yea ;D
You: The subject is now aliens
You: Do you believe in them?
You: I do.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: not really
Stranger: like lil green men ?
You: Well
You: Anything alive that isnt on earth
You: Like if we went to pluto or something
You: And there were blue people with 50 arms
Stranger: yea probably .. but it'll be like a bug or something
You: Those would be aliens
Stranger: lol
You: Its entirely possible
You: Ok, phil made it to the airport
Stranger: highly doubt it
You: He's getting on a plane right now
You: Aww, they wont let bunnies on the plane
Stranger: awww ..
You: And they noticed his machine gun
You: Oh look, theyre afraid of it
Stranger: doesn't he have his own privet jet ?
You: Theyre letting him on anyways
You: And no, were not rich.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: But he could probably hijack one
Stranger: ur tagging along ?
You: He would just need a pilot
Stranger: isnt that wat his doing?
You: Nah, Im watching via the camera on his ear.
You: No, he tried to get on normally
You: Now hes getting on slightly normally
Stranger: cool
You: But everyone is afraid of his machine gun
You: Ok his plane took off.
You: Whats the nearest airport to you?
Stranger: to where?
You: W/E ill google it
You: Ok...
You: Phil will be there in a few hours.
You: So...
Stranger: where?
You: Shouldnt you know?
Stranger: know what ?
You: Shouldnt you know where hes headed?
You: I googled where he is going, and coordinated it
Stranger: where is that ?
You: Oh wait, phil is trying to talk to me
You: He isnt going to land in an airport
You: Just to let you know.
Stranger: already
You: Im gonna go get my time warper
You: Brb
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i gtg now btw
You: Aww
You: Bye
You: Say hi to phil for me
Stranger: nice talking to u ^__^
You: You too
Stranger: will do
Stranger: bye bye ..
You: Bye
Stranger: theres a 1% chance we meet again
Stranger: hehe
You: Lol
You: ya
Stranger: whats ur name ?
You: Austin
You: You?
Stranger: Moe
Stranger: hehe
You: Ooh
You: Phil hates people named moe
Stranger: Austin powers ?
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You: Hey
Stranger: m or f
You: Imma let you finish, but pedobear is one of the bests rapists of all time
You: OF ALL TIME!
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Stranger: hi)where are u from?
You: Hey
You: Canada
You: Vancouver
Stranger: russia
You: Ooh
You: Do you have a kick-ass gun?
Stranger: is it bad?)
You: I hear russia has a lot of kick-ass guns.
You: Oh crap my tree is melting
Stranger: what is kick-ass gun?
You: Stupid global warming
Stranger: ))))
Stranger: oh Gosh
You: OMG
You: Your one of them?
You: Im a >>>>!
You: YOUR GOING DOWN FOO
Stranger: I'm just a boy))))))
You: Wait
You: Your not from ))))?
Stranger: noooo...T______T
You: Oh.
You: Ok.
You: Anyways...
Stranger: what you're talkin' 'bout?
You: Nuthin.
You: A kick ass gun is a really awesome gun
You: That owns people
You: And maybe tanks
Stranger: never heard
You: Well its not an actual type of gun
Stranger: are you obsessed wit gunz?
Stranger:
You: No, not really
You: Russia just reminded me of kick-ass guns
You: They seem like the place to have them
Stranger: stereotypezz
You: Ya...
Stranger: Russia is not what u think it is
You: In all the flash games russia is TOUGH
Stranger: ahaha
You: And has like twice the hp of other countries
Stranger: there are no bears
Stranger: no vodka
You: But in pandemic, madagascar is impossible to beat
Stranger: no caviar)))))))
You: Stop going ))))))
You: You make me feel like im going to be attacked
You: OH CRAP ITS JEFF
Stranger: no no...
You: BRB!
(At this point I went to get a snack.)
Stranger: just telling you
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: hey boy
You: oK BACK
You: Jeff put up a good fight that time
You: I g2g
You: They never come in just one
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Stranger: hi..you normal ?
You: hi :>
You: a little? :<
You: ill be normal just for you~
Stranger: sounds gay...
You: :<
Stranger: lol...
You: ur mean
You: cries
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This guy owned.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i HAS A Bunny
You: My bunnies name is phil
Stranger: gooooooood for uu
You: Say hi to phil!
Stranger: hiiii fil
You: Zomg
You: You spelled his name wrong
You: YOU UPSET HIM
You: Phil is leaving.
You: Say bye PHIL
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bye bye Fillio
You: Phil is getting his machine gun
Stranger: is filly crying like a lil peach ?
Stranger: lol
You: Mind if I track you using advanced hax?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Bring it onnnn Filly
You: Phil is now en-route to your position
You: He should be there in a few hours
You: So...
Stranger: i'v got a Bazzoka waiting for fillio
You: Awesome.
Stranger: yea ;D
You: The subject is now aliens
You: Do you believe in them?
You: I do.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: not really
Stranger: like lil green men ?
You: Well
You: Anything alive that isnt on earth
You: Like if we went to pluto or something
You: And there were blue people with 50 arms
Stranger: yea probably .. but it'll be like a bug or something
You: Those would be aliens
Stranger: lol
You: Its entirely possible
You: Ok, phil made it to the airport
Stranger: highly doubt it
You: He's getting on a plane right now
You: Aww, they wont let bunnies on the plane
Stranger: awww ..
You: And they noticed his machine gun
You: Oh look, theyre afraid of it
Stranger: doesn't he have his own privet jet ?
You: Theyre letting him on anyways
You: And no, were not rich.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: But he could probably hijack one
Stranger: ur tagging along ?
You: He would just need a pilot
Stranger: isnt that wat his doing?
You: Nah, Im watching via the camera on his ear.
You: No, he tried to get on normally
You: Now hes getting on slightly normally
Stranger: cool
You: But everyone is afraid of his machine gun
You: Ok his plane took off.
You: Whats the nearest airport to you?
Stranger: to where?
You: W/E ill google it
You: Ok...
You: Phil will be there in a few hours.
You: So...
Stranger: where?
You: Shouldnt you know?
Stranger: know what ?
You: Shouldnt you know where hes headed?
You: I googled where he is going, and coordinated it
Stranger: where is that ?
You: Oh wait, phil is trying to talk to me
You: He isnt going to land in an airport
You: Just to let you know.
Stranger: already
You: Im gonna go get my time warper
You: Brb
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i gtg now btw
You: Aww
You: Bye
You: Say hi to phil for me
Stranger: nice talking to u ^__^
You: You too
Stranger: will do
Stranger: bye bye ..
You: Bye
Stranger: theres a 1% chance we meet again
Stranger: hehe
You: Lol
You: ya
Stranger: whats ur name ?
You: Austin
You: You?
Stranger: Moe
Stranger: hehe
You: Ooh
You: Phil hates people named moe
Stranger: Austin powers ?
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You: Hey
Stranger: m or f
You: Imma let you finish, but pedobear is one of the bests rapists of all time
You: OF ALL TIME!
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Son of a b`itch you took my joke :< You think a bunny with a machine gun is bad ass? How about a bear with a Ak47. Coming to your house now and he aint gonna tell ya to stop forest fires. He'll start one so he burns your lit up corpse.