Welcome to the SouthPerry IRC (Part 2)

Nah no guy has ever told the truth about his size ever. I am not sure if it's the shame or if they're just delusional...

Oh my, it appears we have an internet psychic in our presence.

Yes, and for your guys clarification it's 3 inches.


But I wouldn't post evidence because I am against pornography and leisurely viewing of reproductive organs.

Obviously. You're against the damn Panties thread.....

Oh my, it appears we have an internet psychic in our presence.

Well I'm sure I've seen less dongs than you but I've been around enough men to know that exaggeration in that department is not uncommon.

[00:15] <+josh> im a psychic Katie think of a number between 1 - 100
[00:16] <Ndynslvr> an interger or any number?
[00:16] <+josh> any number
[00:16] <+Katie> 69
[00:16] <+Bacon> THINK OF A NUMBER
[00:16] <+josh> DONT TELL ME
[00:16] <erich> You are thing of 69!
[00:16] <+Bacon> LRN2REED
[00:16] <+Katie> hahahaa
[00:16] <+josh> but i was just about to say 69
[00:16] <+josh> so ther
[00:16] <Ndynslvr> Im thinking of pi

Well I'm sure I've seen less dongs than you but I've been around enough men to know that exaggeration in that department is not uncommon.

Want in on a secret Sarah?

Whatever a guy says, subtract 4 inches. According to my math, it appears ndynslvr has a vagina.


(09:19:09 PM) BombsAway is now known as Sarah
(09:19:13 PM) Sarah: I know that's why I came
(09:19:18 PM) Sarah: I can't miss out on dongtalk
(09:19:21 PM) Sarah: I love dongtalk
(09:19:23 PM) erich: Apperently.

I would have to agree with your calculations.

Well I'm sure I've seen less dongs than you but I've been around enough men to know that exaggeration in that department is not uncommon.

You wish you've seen more.

[00:18] * BombsAway has joined #southperry
[00:18] <+Bacon> SARAH
[00:18] <+Bacon> CHECK THE THREAD
[00:18] <+Bacon> Katie
[00:19] <+Bacon> Check the thread.
[00:19] * BombsAway is now known as Sarah
[00:19] <Sarah> I know that's why I came
[00:19] <Sarah> I can't miss out on dongtalk
[00:19] <Sarah> I love dongtalk
[00:19] <erich> Apperently.
[00:19] <+Bacon> We're not talking about penises yet.
[00:19] <Sarah> We'll get there
[00:19] <yoyoyoyoshio> about penises yet
[00:19] <yoyoyoyoshio> yet
[00:19] <+josh> I HAVE A MASSIVE PENIS.
[00:19] <yoyoyoyoshio> YET.

Well I'm sure I've seen less dongs than you but I've been around enough men to know that exaggeration in that department is not uncommon.

Average penis size is 5.5 inches. But length is not what matters, it's girth. Wider penises are more common which is good news for you because you have a lot of space to accommodate.

At least women with vaginas can supposedly get a feel good feeling called orgasm.... I dont get that >=(.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE

WE KILLED YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOetcSHIO


[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> JDOIFJAISODF
[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> OH GOD
[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> i just choked
[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> on a fruit loop
[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> when i laughed at BTA's post

AND NOW I /QUIT, NIGHT

At least women with vaginas can supposedly get a feel good feeling called orgasm.... I dont get that >=(.

You're doing it wrong.

@Mark: There needs to be a good length:width ratio. You don't want to end up like a Tuna can.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE

WE KILLED YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOetcSHIO


[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> JDOIFJAISODF
[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> OH GOD
[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> i just choked
[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> on a fruit loop
[00:22] <yoyoyoyoshio> when i laughed at BTA's post

AND NOW I /QUIT, NIGHT

IT'S NOT FUNNY!


I'm gonna go sue them. Brb.

Average penis size is 5.5 inches. But length is not what matters, it's girth. Wider penises are more common which is good news for you because you have a lot of space to accommodate.

It's not my fault I have a wideset vagina and heavy flow

You're doing it wrong.

@Mark: There needs to be a good length:width ratio. You don't want to end up like a Tuna can.

You don't understand... I don't do it. I gave up.

Now I rage at the people who do it and have a good time.

[00:30] <yoyoyoyoshio> BTA'S GONE
[00:30] <yoyoyoyoshio> EVERYONE
[00:30] <yoyoyoyoshio> GET YOUR BANANAS OUT
[00:30] <Bacon> Uh, mine's rotten.
[00:30] <Ndynslvr> I dont eat bananas.
[00:30] <Katie> of course you dont
[00:30] <Katie> because they look like ur plantain
[00:31] <Katie> small and shriveled up
[00:31] <Ndynslvr> Katie
[00:31] <Ndynslvr> I have seen bananas
[00:31] <Ndynslvr> they are nothing like my dik
[00:31] <Ndynslvr> its just that I dont like their flavor...

@Mark: There needs to be a good length:width ratio. You don't want to end up like a Tuna can.

Speaking from experience?

I'm guessing Bacon's peen is kinda long, really flat, and thin, with a little bit of fat.

Kinda like bacon.

Speaking from experience?

No, I'm talking about yours.

Greg told me all about it.

You mean Greg's mom?

[00:19] <+josh> I HAVE A MASSIVE PENIS.

i was just putting it out there.