Why cats are better than dogs.

Orly, explain me why I like to kick cats and not dogs.

Because your retarded?
I don't really know.

Orly, explain me why I like to kick cats and not dogs.

Because they're better for kicking than dogs are. Just reinforces our view, really.

Cats sh'it in your f'ucking house. A f'uck dog tells you when he needs the toilet.

You come home to a dog, they go mad with excitement, jumping around because they're happy to see you. A cat looks at you and goes 'meh' and skulks around until they get fed.

Cats go and bring in mice, and other dead animals, into your house and play with them.

Dogs are loyal. You get way more emotionally attached to a dog than a cat, because they were a part of a family, not a lodger like a cat.

Cats sh'it in your f'ucking house. A f'uck dog tells you when he needs the toilet.

You come home to a dog, they go mad with excitement, jumping around because they're happy to see you. A cat looks at you and goes 'meh' and skulks around until they get fed.

Cats go and bring in mice, and other dead animals, into your house and play with them.

Dogs are loyal. You get way more emotionally attached to a dog than a cat, because they were a part of a family, not a lodger like a cat.

What cats are you owning man? It's called introducing them to a bucket and kitty litter. Sorry if you couldn't figure that out. Dogs are spoiled little brats, that's why.

Yeah, only good asset of a dog as well. They play, whoop-de-doo! I can play with myself and have more fun than throwing a bone. Cats are adorable when they play, they just sit and claw at little toys and stuff with their cute, amazing paws. Cats aren't all about food yo.

Cats bury their killings. Once again, don't know what cats your around, dogs are the only ones dumb enough to bring dead animals to you. And if a cat DOES bring you something, it's not ANOTHER cat, like some retarded dogs do.

That is opinionated greatly. Dogs are known for loyalty, yes. But you cant say cats don't become apart of the family and aren't able to love and be there for you.

What cats are you owning man? It's called introducing them to a bucket and kitty litter. Sorry if you couldn't figure that out. Dogs are spoiled little brats, that's why.

Yeah, only good asset of a dog as well. They play, whoop-de-doo! I can play with myself and have more fun than throwing a bone. Cats are adorable when they play, they just sit and claw at little toys and stuff with their cute, amazing paws. Cats aren't all about food yo.

Cats bury their killings. Once again, don't know what cats your around, dogs are the only ones dumb enough to bring dead animals to you. And if a cat DOES bring you something, it's not ANOTHER cat, like some retarded dogs do.

That is opinionated greatly. Dogs are known for loyalty, yes. But you cant say cats don't become apart of the family and aren't able to love and be there for you.

Oh I'm sorry, WHERE IS THE LITTER TRAY? Oh right, in your f'ucking house.

It's near-on-impossible to play with some cats, since they play with their claws, and unless you're masochistic, there's a high chance you will get scratched.

My friends cat always brought in dead mice, in fact, all my friend's cats do too.

I never said you can never love a cat, but with them being snobbish little twats, being too independent, they don't feel that close to you.

Oh I'm sorry, WHERE IS THE LITTER TRAY? Oh right, in your f'ucking house.

It's near-on-impossible to play with some cats, since they play with their claws, and unless you're masochistic, there's a high chance you will get scratched.

My friends cat always brought in dead mice, in fact, all my friend's cats do too.

I never said you can never love a cat, but with them being snobbish little twats, being too independent, they don't feel that close to you.

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the SOUND OF SCENT ODOR KITTY LITTER. Put it in a room where you don't want it, easy enough mang.

Trimmed claws are always a plus. Sorry the big bad scratch hurt you!

I'm gonna have to say it depends on the neighborhood and how its raised on this statement. Outdoor cats hunt a lot, cats used to pampered environments will probably just want a scratching post, or to play.

And? They deserve to be spoiled. They're f'ucking amazing. If I could give a cat a cat memorial, than I would. I don't care if it doesn't love me, I wouldn't love me either if I was kept inside a house all day.

Seriously, If you really love an animal you wouldn't care spending a month teaching him where and how to use the bathroom. If your lazy and you don't care about loving them and seeing them returning love back to you, then, I dont know.

I love cats. Or dogs the size of cats.

Because your retarded?
I don't really know.

I think you're the retarded for not realizing that most Cats are selfish.

C'mon, they only want you for food.

I don't really know.

I think you're the retarded for not realizing that most Cats are selfish.

C'mon, they only want you for food.

I don't really know.

what is this i dont even

Actually I know what this is, a retard.
Go kick some cats and I hope one of them claws your wang off, doubting you have one to begin with though.

what is this i dont even

Actually I know what this is, a retard.
Go kick some cats and I hope one of them claws your wang off, doubting you have one to begin with though.

I fail to see how they are going to claw my wang off when they are going to be bleeding and suffering, and very smart from you calling someone a Retard because they don't share your own opinion; sucks to be you.

Anyways, I've never hard any interaction with a cat more than watching them running around and eating someone else's trash. As for dogs, I think they are loyal, don't mess up your furniture and are more organized.

Oh and about the ninja part, I agree. But as for pet, I wouldn't have one =\.

Anyways, I've never hard any interaction with a cat more than watching them running around and eating someone else's trash. As for dogs, I think they are loyal, don't mess up your furniture and are more organized.

My old couch wants to have a word with you

I fail to see how they are going to claw my wang off when they are going to be bleeding and suffering, and very smart from you calling someone a Retard because they don't share your own opinion; sucks to be you.

Anyways, I've never hard any interaction with a cat more than watching them running around and eating someone else's trash. As for dogs, I think they are loyal, don't mess up your furniture and are more organized.

Oh and about the ninja part, I agree. But as for pet, I wouldn't have one =\.

FFFFFFFFFFF- If I saw you in real life kicking a cat, my foot would be so far up your ass, you don't even know. I'm saying your a retard because you kick cats, that's not an opinion, that's just dumb as f'uck.

They don't eat trash, dogs eat trash dumbass. Good going man. About the couch, yeah come check out my current couch. While your at it, take a look at my bed, my kitchen, and the stuff in my room. CHEWED CHEWED CHEWED.

When dogs are young they like to chew |:

GET A RABBIT.

THEY'RE LOYAL, THEY LOVE YOU, THEY'RE HAPPY TO SEE YOU, THEY DON'T LIKE YOU LEAVING, THEY SOUND LIKE DOGS SOMETIMES, AND THEY'RE SUPER CUTE.

My dog is sweet and my cat's a peach. I love them both though.

I love my kitty. She's awesome. She is loyal. She isn't allowed to go outside so she doesn't bring crap in and when there are mice in the basement she kills them for us. Shes a money saver if you ask me! Sure she claws things up a bit but i would take that over a dog eating my shoes, chewing on my couch, stepping in dog pomegranate outside, the constant drooling that dogs do, the fking stench that dogs give off.

My kitty is priceless.

Anyways, who doesn't like to pet a nice soft platypus every once in a while. =)

Anyways, who doesn't like to pet a nice soft platypus every once in a while. =)

inb4everyone

You all missed something about cats.

Furballs.

That's enough to make me want a dog. I already had a dog though. Best garbage disposal ever. Oh, and one thing that cats normally don't do: When a burglar enters your house, unless your cat is trained to kill, normally a Pitbull will do a better job at defending.

One nice thing about cats:They have less chance of humping people. Although I have seen extremely horny cats.

dogs don't cling to you and claw the sh'it out of your skin when you try to bathe them.

That comment makes me think that:
1: Your a fucking idiot for bathing a cat,
2: Your cat has no tongue
3: Your an idiot

You all missed something about cats.

Furballs.

That's enough to make me want a dog. I already had a dog though. Best garbage disposal ever. Oh, and one thing that cats normally don't do: When a burglar enters your house, unless your cat is trained to kill, normally a Pitbull will do a better job at defending.

Furballs are needed for them to survive cause they are the coolest things in the world and actually clean themselves. I wanna see your precious pup lick itself clean then spit out a mighty ball of fur.

"I already had a dog though. Best garbage disposal ever."

Does that mean your dog is gone now? Maybe you shouldn't have fed it human food in the first place. derp.

Yeah, when a burglar enters my house, I'm going to cram a crowbar up his ass, I'm not going to rely on one of my animals to do the job.