The duck is plotting against me

That doc on the top left of the forum... it's a serial killer. I can tell you know. Just look in those warped little eyes, filled with conspiracy, and note you can't see his other hand. That's because he's packing an UZI and he's looking for a crowd big enough. At 500 bullets per seconds, that's a lot of potential damage.

Call the FBI for God's sake. Call the FBI and save us from the homeland terrorist duck. :f6:

I swear squirrels are out to get me. One spy was living in my basement, unnoticed, for some time. It may be time that animals revolt and finally dethrone humans.
Then again we have the strong help from our allies, dogs. I think that if the bears form an alliance with the flamingos, and kangaroos join forces with the cows, it will be all over.

O_o.... just use a cannon.. I don't see the big de....
*attacked by rabbits and steward little*
"Aw pomegranate"

At least he isn't Candle Jack, who tends to kidnap people mid sen

Guys, you're not supposed to say "Candle Jack" and if you do you ha

Who is this "Candle Jack" I don't ev

It's not just a duck, it's a Psyduck.

It's laughing because it knows you have no idea that it's going to pop a cap in yo ass.

Guys, stop with that Candle Jack crap, it's not fu