The best free thing you ever got

Definition of free: You or your parents did not pay for it.

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A free dedicated server!

We got 2 big squishy chairs <3
One is REALLY comfy and the other isn't, but the dogs love it.
We got them from Freecycle!

And once, we did some phone survey thing on movies (which was super long and ewww)
but (only a year and a half later... xD) we got 3 free movies!

I won a free laptop at my company's Christmas party raffle several years ago. Woot.

I had only been working there for three months at the time so it was pretty dang awesome.

I never win or get anything for free...
Except a level 5x page account...(yea, ik this isn't a ms thread! D= )

A hug.
A Kiss.
A love.

A mouth.

A free trampoline?

Feelings of absolute affection, divine devotion, and embellished emotion.

Those feelings are always fleeting.

A broken heart.

Knowledge.

A hug.

FREE KFC. yes.

My parents have won two free TVs now. One is a nice 40" too. ^_^


Um....hmm. Life, I suppose. Didn't cost me a thing.

A mouth.

I lol'd for some reason.


Uh...Trip to Six Flags I guess.

Maple Knuckle from my little brother~

Wedding with someone's mule in MapleStory. I'm serious, I got it for free =X His reason was "so Kaj can say he experienced something new".

Next free thing was 20k NX from sp.net guide writing event >_>

Next free thing was a 5 dollar bill o.O

A blowjob from Mark's mommy.

A blowjob from Mark's mommy.

You know that I actually was gonna say a blowjob? Not precisely from Mark's mom, but....

I got a free set of pink leather couches P:

I have to work hard for everything. The only thing I ever got for free in recent times is that chocolate fudge ice cream sample in the mall.