Lemme fix your iPod!!! 5 dolla.

If you're ever wondering why your battery isn't working right, don't take it to the Apple store!

I'll fix it for 5 dolla.

If it's brand new (screen isn't busted and your middle button is working just peachy)

I'll fix that.

End product?

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I'll even throw in the tape for free. And hey, if you ever decide you don't like the tape:

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Things you never knew existed inside your iPod will pop out at you like confetti!

So what do you say?
5 dolla.
I'll even lose the middle button for you.

Shouldn't this be in the Pits of Hell, Laury? ... I mean, jeez. I feel bad for your... iPod. Also, judging by how much you RAGE on BL, I'd say this definitely suit PoH. I used to have a iPod, I had pics of my gf in it (like 2 or 3 pics), and forgot to erased when I returned it to Target. But I did say "It's broken!!!" to their Customer Service, so I got my money charged back to my credit-card. Plus, since they think it's broken, they won't bother checking what's inside my iPod, lalala~

NO IT SHOULDN'T
BECAUSE I'M NOT RAGING ABOUT IT

Well I was at first.. but then when I figured out it couldn't be fixed, I just sat and laughed.

I just went and bought a new iPod instead lol

AND HEY
I DON'T RAGE THAT MUCH KHOI
Just at you ^_^

NO IT SHOULDN'T
BECAUSE I'M NOT RAGING ABOUT IT

Well I was at first.. but then when I figured out it couldn't be fixed, I just sat and laughed.

I just went and bought a new iPod instead lol

AND HEY
I DON'T RAGE THAT MUCH KHOI
Just at you ^_^

Bull. You don't rage at me. I just say pervy and weird things, creep you out a bit, thus causing you to block me. If you don't block me, you end up spazzing out at me! =(!!

I've never blocked you