Excuse me while I go kill myself....
#1
So today I came home, walked into my parent's bedroom because my son ran up there and low and behold what do I see staring me in the face?!?! A BIG RED SPARKLY DILDO ON THE NIGHTSTAND. Thank god I fell asleep at like 10pm last night so I didn't have to hear what was taking place in the bedroom. God damn mental image's.

I mean, how hard is it to put your damn sex toys away you dirty old people. pineapple.
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#2
If it makes u feel better, at least it wasn't a sex doll.Glitter
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#3
If it makes u feel better, at least you didn't walk in during. Glitter
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#4
OH GOD LOL

man katie

didnt you find your bro's fleshlight too?

you family love them sex toys
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#5
If it makes you feel better, at least it wasn't a Beginner's Bondage Kit.
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#6
Katie, you're a nurse, right? At least you didn't walk into one of those husband-wife visits where the 80 year old couple are doing it in the hospital ward-room.

"We're both going to die of old age in 5 minutes, might as well make our last moments on earth memorable."
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#7
Loose Wrote:If it makes you feel better, at least it wasn't a Beginner's Kit.

At least it wasn't intermediate or advanced Redface
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#8
Moonlapse Wrote:At least it wasn't intermediate or advanced Redface

Like advanced in age? Redface
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#9
Quantact Wrote:Like advanced in age? Redface

Aww snap!
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#10
Katie Wrote:A BIG RED SPARKLY DILDO ON THE NIGHTSTAND.

Could've been worse. Could've been the real thing.
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#11
^ gross. :[
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#12
Oh god guys. The mental image's I am having right now.



Not good.... not good at all.

And Myles, I did find it again when my brother asked me to get something from his room. I think I'm the only person in my house without sex toys. I so don't belong in my family =(

B> NEW FAMILY must be normal!
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#13
parents having sex is normal.

get yourself a hugeeeee one and join the fun baby
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#14
ew. lol.

If I wanted to get "satisfied" I'd rather find the real thing than a piece of rubber or whatever the hell they are made out of.
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#15
Wouldn't rubber cause a lot of... friction? No lubricant can can smooth out that much traction.
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#16
Lol, maybe you should've knocked.. XD
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#17
Your mental images have been weakened by my jadedness from the disturbing crap that is the internet. Eek

Just thank god there wasn't "more" out there. Redface
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#18
At least it wasn't a woman's strap on 10 inch black dildo, a ball gag, and a male chastity belt.Glitter
Plus a crop whip.
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#19
LMAO!

Be thankful you didn't see anyone USING it. Biggrin
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Chompy Wrote:At least it wasn't a woman's strap on 10 inch black dildo, a ball gag, and a male chastity belt.Glitter
Plus a crop whip.

Dude I don't even know what half those items are!
Do you own a van by any chance?
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