Turn ons!

oh god T-T
I dont think i have a turn-on *shock*

When a woman crosses her legs when they sit down.

Or when they babble about computer stuff I know that most others have no comprehension of.

Politeness is something I desire.

I love you too, but which one the hair, the boobs or both?

The hair(has a fetish) but yeah boobs don't hurt either.

Politeness, honesty, cleanliness, AND MUST BE TALLER. (I'm sorry shorter guys, but guys have to be taller for me to be attracted D; <3)

Having the same interests as me is a plus ;P

Politeness, honesty, cleanliness, AND MUST BE TALLER. (I'm sorry shorter guys, but guys have to be taller for me to be attracted D; <3)

Having the same interests as me is a plus ;P

How tall are you?

Smart guy with an intellectual sense of humor, must love debating. I hate it when they try too hard to belong to any social group, (gansta/scene/skater,etc)

A dumb guy turns me off, kinds of feels like abusing a child or young teenager, horny but doesn't know any better.

How tall are you?

I'm taken inches and already centimeters ;D

Must be interested in the same stuff I am. Mainly video games. That's a big must. She can't be stupid, superficial or 'fake'. Nice face, smile. She couldn't be a whale, but weight doesn't really bother me. LOL. Also, she couldn't be older by much and couldn't be taller. Although, I don't know many girls, if not any, above 6 feet. o_o

Must be of the same or similar species

Must be of the same or similar species

Mice are one of the most similar species to humans genetically speaking.

Short latin girls that aren't complete idiots.

If not, then someone like the girl I made for my avatar. : P

I forgot to mention a few:

Shorter(I'm not talking midgets.)
BRAINS. I can't stand dumb bimbos.
Modest
I hate big breasts. I don't know why, I just hate them.
Nerds. Yeah, I said it.



I'm surprised nobody has said "Asian" yet. Or did they and I just didn't see it?

>12 years old.

[COLOR="YellowGreen"] Pedobear alert.

As for me, I would prefer my men to:

Be taller than me
Not dress like a hobo
Not be too hairy =x
Have nice eyes
Make me laugh on a daily basis
Keep me happy when I'm with him

(:

 Spoiler

I love you, Jeffrey <3

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I forgot to mention a few:

Shorter(I'm not talking midgets.)
BRAINS. I can't stand dumb bimbos.
Modest
I hate big breasts. I don't know why, I just hate them.
Nerds. Yeah, I said it.



I'm surprised nobody has said "Asian" yet. Or did they and I just didn't see it?

Silly Dane. The "perfect" woman doesn't exist.

(What size boobs do you consider "big"?)

Oh, if we are talking about what we LIKE in the other sex, or same, whatever floats your boat, then. . .

Must be smart, have a keen sense of opposition. By this, I mean, not be forced to agree with EVERYTHING, as long as they speak their mind

She must like READING, Video games, same interests as me, basically. But still be independant.

Playing an instrument is nice too.

As long as she meets those requirements ^^^^^ I don't CARE what she looks like. Fat, skinny, ugly, pretty, tall, short. BAH, BAH I SAY.

Give me intellect and a decent face and I'm sold. Sad to say, intellect is hard to find.

>12 years old.

It is with great pleasure, warm congratulations and pride that I bequeath unto thee the coveted award sought by most in Southperry.

Silly Dane. The "perfect" woman doesn't exist.

(What size boobs do you consider "big"?)

Anything larger than a C cup, really. D cups are fine too, I guess. Though anything larger seriously has a chance of making me queasy.

It is with great pleasure, warm congratulations and pride that I bequeath unto thee the coveted award sought by most in Southperry.

I'm afraid this is inaccurate. You see, pedophilia is the act of liking children BEFORE puberty.

After a girl goes through puberty, she is just jailbait. Just wanted to straighten out the misconceptions of being a pedo.

Anything larger than a C cup, really. D cups are fine too, I guess. Though anything larger seriously has a change of making me queasy.

Queasy huh? Google "Miosotis." I dare you.