2008-11-18, 11:54 PM
So I sit down to eat dinner in my usual spot. Then suddenly my dad comes and sits on the end where no one ever sits. He usually eats in the other room and watches T.V. So he sits down and acts like it was natural that he just decided to eat with us tonight, something was up. He starts asking questions like "Anything new today?" I responded with no.. He then asks, "How was your day?" I responded with a fine.. It's then quiet for a good 10 minutes and I finish and get up and then he speaks up and says "Well I got exciting news! I'm getting divorced and marrying Shawn Johnson!" I just blanked for a bit and started laughing and walked on the computer.