Why the Secret Spell Scroll system would have never worked.

That's not how English works.

Anyway...[URL="http://maplestory.nexon.net/Community/#%2Fmember.php%3F620-XgrantwallX%26nxid%3D6"]
Allow me to show you what a volunteer's account looks like.[/URL]
Notice the mysterious "Volunteer" tag.
[URL="http://maplestory.nexon.net/Community/#%2Fmember.php%3F33853-TyIer%26nxid%3D6"]
Now look at a poser's account.[/URL]
No acknowledgement of affiliation whatsoever.

I disagree.
Vehemently.
It's how puns work.
Anywho, I'd never seen XgrantwallX post, so I didn't know any special volunteer tag existed.
Or knew he existed for that matter.