The thread of Common Sense

No! Always go face first, especially if you're a fatass. Try not to get into that situation in the first place but if you do, at least have courtesy you not stick your ass in people's faces. Also, if you're fat there's a better chance of you accidentally knocking something over on them if you're trying to shimmy through faced away from them. Always face first.

This is what I believe to be appropriate, I'm just reserved about less fortunate occasions where my front would be even less presentable. Theaters and stadiums are commonly accepted place so I'd imagine people not minding this too much. Classroom and public bus might be a different story.

Regardless, I'm just curious what you guys think.