Find My Monkey Dolls event is awful

My level 60 mule got 1% from the Mighty Banana. Useless item is useless.

0.4% on my 145 Night Lord, not great, considering any PQ is 4-5 times that, and PvP's up to 6% or so. If they took 20 seconds it might be worth stocking up 100 of them, barely.