2011-11-17, 08:16 PM
Good lord. Here's your answer key:
1. There was a short back-and-forth on the first page arguing whether or not things such as "healthy pizzas" existed. Apparently some people don't have the same common knowledge as you and I.
2. Assuming this to be the case due to said posts, I sought to address the concerns once and for all by giving some neat example recipes of foods colloquially viewed as unhealthy, yet reconstructed with healthy substitutions. Again, one would think this common knowledge, but apparently it needed to be spelled out.
3. "To the haters" was my sassy way of addressing those who were in denial of the existence of healthier versions of aforementioned, notoriously unhealthy foods.
BONUS ANSWER!
My hint: All it would take to understand this and prevent yet another idiotic post would be going back and skimming every thread in the post, applying what I said to those specifically addressing the concept of healthy "unhealthy" foods.
This is basic close reading comprehension, so I figured, as smart as you claim to be (a claim also evidenced by your persistence in posting that you're right), you'd figure it out without wasting more of this thread's bandwidth. Whatever.
1. There was a short back-and-forth on the first page arguing whether or not things such as "healthy pizzas" existed. Apparently some people don't have the same common knowledge as you and I.
2. Assuming this to be the case due to said posts, I sought to address the concerns once and for all by giving some neat example recipes of foods colloquially viewed as unhealthy, yet reconstructed with healthy substitutions. Again, one would think this common knowledge, but apparently it needed to be spelled out.
3. "To the haters" was my sassy way of addressing those who were in denial of the existence of healthier versions of aforementioned, notoriously unhealthy foods.
BONUS ANSWER!
My hint: All it would take to understand this and prevent yet another idiotic post would be going back and skimming every thread in the post, applying what I said to those specifically addressing the concept of healthy "unhealthy" foods.
This is basic close reading comprehension, so I figured, as smart as you claim to be (a claim also evidenced by your persistence in posting that you're right), you'd figure it out without wasting more of this thread's bandwidth. Whatever.