Congress declares pizza a vegetable

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I highly doubt the funding from the Fed. Government is going towards whole wheat ingredients and fat-free meats. Considering they were lobbied by the American Frozen Food Institute, it's more likely that was just them bullpomegranateting around saying "oh look, these foods are healthy so keep eating them" when really all they want is to not lose funding/revenue. Also, I doubt that most schools will provide turkey burgers over beef burgers, at least in my experience this seems to be the case.