US and UK plan to attack Iran

So Satellite if we don't attack them...

1. Iran nukes the rest of the Earth.
2. We nuke them before dieing.
3. ???
4. Profit!






















I'm obviously using sarcasm here, if you didn't catch it, but it's as outrageous as a scenario as Satellite's proposal.

I can't even consider Satellite's proposal here as outrageous. All of his ideas are batshi't insane. My favorite part was when he said "Russia allies with the muslims." Like everyone in the middle east is a Muslim and wants America to burn. Also "China nukes US" does China even have a nuclear weapon program?