Guess who just ordered 400 M1A1 Abrams Tanks...

I don't see what everyone's going all nuts for. More money for the USA which we need right now.

How things will go:

Greece: "Ah, did you deliver the tanks?"
USA: "Yes, they just arrived in your harbor!"
Greece: "Nicccccceeee! Thank you for everything America! Have a nice day!"
USA: "Oh yes, about the payment..."
Greece: "Tolololololololol...."
USA: "..."

xD