The calm before 3rd impact

Nah.
It's even cool to masturbate to exes.

^

It's also ok to be a necrophiliac. If you like f`ucking corpses, which is weird (in my book), then it's ok to me too. Once, a friend told me he wanted his gf to take an extremely cold shower, then hop on the bed, so he could f`uck her. That way, he'd feel like he'd be f`ucking a corpse. I didn't know how to responded to that, but I just smirked.

edit: had to correct my spelling errors, supah bad spelling.