2011-01-14, 11:16 AM
Mute Wrote:I believe in aliens.
Earth has been around for how long? Long enough for it to form, dinosaurs to traipse about for millions of years, get killed because someone threw a rock through their window which let all the cold in, and had to wait for their grandkids to come and fix the hole. Then God being merciful as she is, took some mud, spat into it, coughed, and man was suddenly born into some garden paradise. Then we f'ucked it up by eating an apple, and were met with a harsh world that was filled with *shock* other people!
Therefore since God only made Adam and Eve, and since there were other humans around that weren't made by God, we are the offspring of aliens and humans.
We all know God's not a woman or we'd all be made in the likeness of a sandwich.