Are you fat?

Wouldn't that actually make you more likely to get fat because your body thinks your starving?

I use about as much as I eat, so there isn't really anything left to become fat. The only time this could be a problem is if the Netherlands get flooded(or any other natural disaster), but I don't see that happening any time soon(no reserves sucks if you don't have acces to as much food as you usually have). The fact that I'm extremely lazy when it comes to food(if I can choose between two meals, I nearly always pick the one that is the easiest to make/takes less time, even though the other might taste better) and that I'm a vegetarian most likely affect my weight and such too.