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A few months I talked to that really nice girl, she really was interested in me, told me about her hobbies which all sounded quite fun, then asked me for mine. Told her that I like anime.

She looked at me like "Wait, seriously?", then bursted out in laugher. A few moments later her friends arrived, asked what's so funny. Barely able to speak, she still managed to point at me and bring out the words "This papaya seriously watches anime!". Soon the whole school knew about it and I got beaten up on a daily basis for watching anime. Girls just spit at me and the guys soon started to use baseball bats instead of just their fists. I was unable to take part in class because even the teachers mocked me, for example when we talked about WWII one of the teachers noted that I am a nazi who probably would have supported Germany back then since I'm one of those "pseudo japs" and refused to listen to what I had to say in her lessons and completely ignored me or just told me to shut up and keep my "japanese bullshit" to myself. Soon after that the whole town knew about it, they robbed out house and took my little sister away because they were scared I could use her for my "bukkake lolicon onii-chan fetishes", despite me loving my sister on a completely normal way, but they brainwashed her into thinking of me as a sick pervert. My partens soon kicked me out of our house, so did my sports club because I'm such a sick pineapple and should burn in hell. Had a fucking bad time finding a new apartment, chaning my name and stuff like that. Now I'm sitting here in my new apartment all day and surf /a/ and fap to my waifu and bukkake lolicon oniichan porn.

Therefore guys, never tell anyone you like anime. It will save your life.
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