2010-06-28, 12:11 PM
ClawofBeta Wrote:HI, BiLLY MAYS HERE WITH THE IPHONE 4! THIS BRAND NEW IPHONE HAS REALLY NO ADDITIONAL FEATURES THAN THE IPHONE 3, BUT IT LOOKS COOLER! IT'S HARDER AND CAN HOLD 10X MORE BOOKS ON TOP OF IT THAN ANY OTHER ELECTRONICAL DEVICE! IT CAN ALSO SERVE AS YOUR SISTER'S MASTURBATION DEVICE, GUARANTEEING 20X MORE PLEASURE!
IT WILL ALSO SHATTER IF YOU DROP IT, AND IF YOU HOLD IT LIKE A NORMAL PHONE YOU WONT GET SERVICE! IF YOU HOLD IT LIKE A NORMAL PHONE, YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG!
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