If you had infinite wishes

solarboy

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I'd want a marching band to play for me as they follow me everywhere I go. People I pass in the streets would break into incredibly gymnastic, synchronized dances-especially the fat ones. Christopher Walken would be the band leader and he'd dance like he does in the Weapon of Choice video while conducting. All the male band members would be dressed like Waldo. All the females would be dressed like Carmen Sandiago. A Google Streetview van would follow us everywhere until we'd been recorded on every street.

I'd wish for that.