If you had infinite wishes

Because all the expected stuff like money and freedom are boring, I'll get straight to the sexy:
I want a full-blown BDSM dungeon and an eternally youthful redheaded female sub. And another plantain.

And various forms of BBQ on demand, all the time, served by a wizened, old black guy with an insane beard who always wears denim overalls to cover his beer gut. His accent would be incredibly cliched, his hair all afro'd up with a spatula tucked in it. He'd be the most legit pitmaster the world has ever known.

And a jetpack.