Bad Translator

I chuckled

Original text:
"Hello Shikage, aka Justin, im using this to tell you a message. A message you say? Yes, a message of hope, a message of change, a message that has absolutely nothing to do with Obama. And that is the message."

...10 translations later we get:

"Welcome Shikage, and Justin, who once said, the letter said. Therefore, the message of hope and change, in order to avoid Obama and general publications. This is the message."