I honestly have no words

...that defense attorney said way too many "uh's" and "uhm's."

THANK YOU TOBIAS, THANK YOU. That was exactly my point here:

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<Doctor_Omega> Her defense lawyer sucks ass though
<Doctor_Omega> >_>
<Doctor_Omega> Wow, if I ever need a lawyer and get one like that, I'll be firing her on the spot
<Doctor_Omega> she sucks so much plantain.
<BBX25> no
<Doctor_Omega> Uh, yes?
<BBX25> goto$-1
<Doctor_Omega> I've counted "uh" 187 times
<Doctor_Omega> And she's stopped talking completely over 15 times
<BBX25> MOMENT OF YOUR CAREER, NO PRESSURE
<BBX25> PLAYS OUT EXACTLY LIKE DRAMA MOVIES AND PHOENIX WRIGHT
<Doctor_Omega> Care, I do not. You're a pineappleing lawyer
<Doctor_Omega> Psh
<Doctor_Omega> I have two lawyers in my family
<Doctor_Omega> They do not talk like that
<Doctor_Omega> THank you.
<BBX25> every lawyer is exactly the same, but ok
<BBX25> >_>

Some idiot in my other IRC channel kept arguing that it was okay to say "uh" and "uhm" that much as a lawyer, and how it was all just the "pressure of the moment." Yeah, if you're a good lawyer, "uh" and "uhm" aren't in your vocabulary at all.