2010-03-24, 09:51 PM
Spideyjvc Wrote:True, but he's referring to EV training specifically for the set stats you want on your Pokemon. A majorit of Pokemon trained normally in the game end up with maxed out speed EVs, because the game LOVES throwing Zubat, Rattata, Golbat, and Raticate your way. It'd be nice if they offered a wider variety of Pokemon at least, if they're keeping the EV system the same. Fuck Giovanni for being a cheap ass and giving all his grunts the same Pokemon that the player ALREADY finds everywhere.
Rocket Executive: So, Giovanni, we've got 100 new recruits this past month, but we're running short on Pokemon.
Giovanni: Hmmmm...Quantity over quality, that's the rocket motto! Here's a batch of Pokeballs, go into the nearest cave and just capture every Pokemon you see.
Rocket Executive: ...So...Zubat, Onix, and Geodude?
Giovanni: NONONONO! NOT GEODUDE! Geodudes remind me of my grandmother. I HATE my grandmother.
Rocket Executive: ...Then, Zubat and Onix?
Giovanni: Not Onix either, looks too much like my father's penis. Just stick with Zubat and uh...I dunno, dump the rest of the Pokeballs in the toxic waste dump outside. We're bound to get some mutant Raticate and stuff.
Rocket Executive: There are also Grimer and Koffing that have been attracted by the waste as well.
Giovanni: EXELLENT! If you'll exuse me, I'm ganna go play with my elite team of Pokemon I keep all to myself. *Then I'll go hide out in a cave when I get beaten by a ten year old brat and dismantle my entire evil empire at that disgrace.
improved.