Probably a 5.
I have a refrigerator full of Coke, I'm always clean-shaven, and my clock is set eight minutes ahead so I'm always on time for everything that I do. I always go for the headshot, and I never ride the brake. I've mastered the harmonica and bring in an average of 8,000 steps on my Pokewalker per day. When I'm putting on my shoes, my dog runs up to me and licks my hands. He loves me.
And he should. Because my life is way better than what any of you miserable lowlifes could ever dream of. It's perfect. It's a 5.
I have a refrigerator full of Coke, I'm always clean-shaven, and my clock is set eight minutes ahead so I'm always on time for everything that I do. I always go for the headshot, and I never ride the brake. I've mastered the harmonica and bring in an average of 8,000 steps on my Pokewalker per day. When I'm putting on my shoes, my dog runs up to me and licks my hands. He loves me.
And he should. Because my life is way better than what any of you miserable lowlifes could ever dream of. It's perfect. It's a 5.