If animals have super hearing why can't they hear cars comming?

If humans have super brain power why can't they produce decent threads?

Because the people with the brains are morons.

If bacon is delicious why do you disgust me?

 Spoiler

I tease <3.

Because you like different kinds of meat.

if a tree falls in a forest and no one is near it, does it make a sound?

If I punch your face and no one sees it, do you get hurt?

If X is/does Y, why can't it Z?

Because X never went to post-secondary school.

HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOoD?

YOUR MOM IN POUNDS (or kilograms if you're not in the US).

If a tree falls, and a woman is there to hear it, why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Sound travels pretty far.