Terrible funhouse thread.

Don't worry, SP. We can turn this thread around, with teamwork. How about a pun thread? How about Pokemon puns?

A friend wanted to trade Pokemon with me the other day. I like to think I train mine fairly well, so I was expecting a little more from him in return.

"Tell you what," I said. "Throw in a Rare Candy and that'll Seel the deal".

I'd attempt to make one, but I don't really want to Jynx it.