I wish I could understand Japanese

I don't think you should forget English.

S'hits and giggles.

Maybe you were just going about learning it the wrong way? What'd you use to learn? If you say Rosetta stone I'm going to kill you, because that's a piece of junk and should only be used when you've understood the language a bit. Even then, you're using it more as a review and learning how to slowly build up sentences yourself rather than just learning from it by scratch.

Learning it the wrong way? Wouldn't not being able to forget what I learned mean I did it right?

And I didn't use anything to learn besides myself.

You're not his mom.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!