I wish I could understand Japanese

Squat down and breathe in and out deeply for about 20 seconds. Then hold your breath for about 10 seconds and put your thumb in your mouth, blowing as hard as you can onto it while standing up at the same time.

No.

Hahahahahaha, you actually made me chuckle a little.

But I am a little serious. It's been 3 years since I put anything serious into learning Japanese yet I can still understand just about anything I come across.

Just one of those things my brain doesn't let go. Which is odd since I have forgotten any and all shock images I've seen over the years. But I rather forget Spanish before Japanese, and then maybe English just for s'hits and giggles.