Southperry's Grand WorlWide Tournament! ROUND 1

Weapon of choice: Confusing Statements and Bows

Character skills: Herpa Derp, I Shoot Rast, Super Pineapple Logic Extrordanaire, Was Ist Das?

Character personality: Confusing while making sense at the same time, John On The Run, aka John "The Apostle", can shoot both arrows and words at deafening annoyances. Once provoked a volley of ideas springs forth and pummels enemies into psychotic submission. Never one to let someone elses judgements get the better of him, John On The Run turns the worst in someone into a weakness of choice.