SouthPerry, i will take the plunge

i will attempt to maintain my sanity as i take the dive and attempt to read Twilight. ive had the book for a few months, and its done nothing but gather dust. i feel that, to further and fully bash it, i need to cite parenthetical sources for instances of when i just cannot stand the book. if by some chance i happen to come out of this venture a fan of the book and want to read the series, then i hereby give full disclosure for anyone to swiftly and firmly kick my ass.

*crossing my fingers*