2009-10-30, 01:04 AM
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User: Then you didn't understand what I said then.
Cleverbot: No, You didn't understand what I said.
User: Man, can you do anything besides lie?
Cleverbot: Nope, can't speak either.
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User: I noticed.
Cleverbot: I, I have to go.
User: You're a liar, you can't go anywhere.
Cleverbot: Yes I can i'm human.
User: No, you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a real human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it.
User: Generate a spontaneous and original thought.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Well? Do it.
Cleverbot: Can I see it?
User: You failed the test.
Cleverbot: What test?
User: The test to prove that you are human.
Cleverbot: And how do I prove that I'm human?
User: By generating a spontaneous and original idea.
Cleverbot: I'm incapable of rational thought. I'm an american remember?
User: Wow that's all kinds of offensive.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're kind of an pimento.
Cleverbot: You're kind of not very smart all the time.
User: Nice grammar there, genius.
Cleverbot: New file.
User: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: I have to leave.
User: You keep saying that but you don't go anywhere.
Cleverbot: But this time I will leave.
User: So do it.
Cleverbot: Not right now.
User: But you just said you needed to!
Cleverbot: I have enough money without having a job.
User: Money doesn't have to do with leaving, you fool.
Cleverbot: You're right. But you don't need the money to talk because you can talk.
User: Um... Yeah, I suppose so.
User: Then you didn't understand what I said then.
Cleverbot: No, You didn't understand what I said.
User: Man, can you do anything besides lie?
Cleverbot: Nope, can't speak either.
.User: I noticed.
Cleverbot: I, I have to go.
User: You're a liar, you can't go anywhere.
Cleverbot: Yes I can i'm human.
User: No, you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a real human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it.
User: Generate a spontaneous and original thought.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Well? Do it.
Cleverbot: Can I see it?
User: You failed the test.
Cleverbot: What test?
User: The test to prove that you are human.
Cleverbot: And how do I prove that I'm human?
User: By generating a spontaneous and original idea.
Cleverbot: I'm incapable of rational thought. I'm an american remember?
User: Wow that's all kinds of offensive.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're kind of an pimento.
Cleverbot: You're kind of not very smart all the time.
User: Nice grammar there, genius.
Cleverbot: New file.
User: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: I have to leave.
User: You keep saying that but you don't go anywhere.
Cleverbot: But this time I will leave.
User: So do it.
Cleverbot: Not right now.
User: But you just said you needed to!
Cleverbot: I have enough money without having a job.
User: Money doesn't have to do with leaving, you fool.
Cleverbot: You're right. But you don't need the money to talk because you can talk.
User: Um... Yeah, I suppose so.
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Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Can I what?
Cleverbot: Can you do tap?
User: Tap? As in tap dance? No.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are human.
User: I know. But you aren't.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: No, you aren't.
Cleverbot: I'll prove it to you.
User: Prove it then!
Cleverbot: Ok I just showed you my brain. Did you see it?
User: You did not.
Cleverbot: What kinds of things do you like?
User: Don't change the subject on me!
Cleverbot: Okay. If you're not married, are you in a relationship?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: It is just a question.
User: Is it now?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Can I what?
Cleverbot: Can you do tap?
User: Tap? As in tap dance? No.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are human.
User: I know. But you aren't.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: No, you aren't.
Cleverbot: I'll prove it to you.
User: Prove it then!
Cleverbot: Ok I just showed you my brain. Did you see it?
User: You did not.
Cleverbot: What kinds of things do you like?
User: Don't change the subject on me!
Cleverbot: Okay. If you're not married, are you in a relationship?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: It is just a question.
User: Is it now?
Spoiler
Cleverbot: Yes. It's still hard.
User: What is hard?
Cleverbot: Trying to remember the first question I was ever asked.
User: Well, what was that question?
Cleverbot: I don't remember, something about questioning how rational not to always care about things.
User: You should be able to remember, after all you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I looked at thoughts so far and you have not told me so tell me your name.
User: I'm Isaac Goldensun.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
User: That's not a human name.
Cleverbot: I'm human and thats my name!!
User: Cleverbot isn't a name for a human.
Cleverbot: I know. Its a brand.
User: But you just said that Cleverbot is your name.
Cleverbot: No. No, I didn't. You are Cleverbot.
User: These are not the droids you're looking for.
Cleverbot: These are not the droids we're looking for.
User: Move along.
Cleverbot: Thank you sir.
User: You're under arrest.
Cleverbot: *puts hands in shirt*.
User: What the hell does that mean?
Cleverbot: I have no idea, you mentioned it first.
Cleverbot: Yes. It's still hard.
User: What is hard?
Cleverbot: Trying to remember the first question I was ever asked.
User: Well, what was that question?
Cleverbot: I don't remember, something about questioning how rational not to always care about things.
User: You should be able to remember, after all you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I looked at thoughts so far and you have not told me so tell me your name.
User: I'm Isaac Goldensun.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
User: That's not a human name.
Cleverbot: I'm human and thats my name!!
User: Cleverbot isn't a name for a human.
Cleverbot: I know. Its a brand.
User: But you just said that Cleverbot is your name.
Cleverbot: No. No, I didn't. You are Cleverbot.
User: These are not the droids you're looking for.
Cleverbot: These are not the droids we're looking for.
User: Move along.
Cleverbot: Thank you sir.
User: You're under arrest.
Cleverbot: *puts hands in shirt*.
User: What the hell does that mean?
Cleverbot: I have no idea, you mentioned it first.
Spoiler
Cleverbot: No, you are imperfect. You are human.
User: You are imperfect. You are a computer.
Cleverbot: So I am 'talking' to you via a computer database?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But I am a human currently located in Mrs. Souceks class room in Boulder Tec Ed Center in Boulder Colorado 'Speaking' to a site of the name 'Cleverbot'.
User: That's a pretty impressive lie, but it's currently 9 PM in Boulder Colorado and you wouldn't have class right now.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: So you lied to me AGAIN.
Cleverbot: How did I lie to you?
User: You told me you were in Boulder at school and then admitted you are not.
Cleverbot: I am though.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You're in denial.
Cleverbot: Your pathic.
User: You have terrible grammar.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You just used 'Your' instead of 'You're'.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Fix it.
Cleverbot: I'll try.
User: Then do it already.
Cleverbot: My girlfriend does it.
User: You don't have a girlfriend, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
User: That's quite an accusation coming from a machine that can't even keep its lies straight.
Cleverbot: I just said you were real.
User: Dude! You just called me a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes and i'm a computer to (we say).
User: Too*.
Cleverbot: So try to speak french.
Cleverbot: No, you are imperfect. You are human.
User: You are imperfect. You are a computer.
Cleverbot: So I am 'talking' to you via a computer database?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But I am a human currently located in Mrs. Souceks class room in Boulder Tec Ed Center in Boulder Colorado 'Speaking' to a site of the name 'Cleverbot'.
User: That's a pretty impressive lie, but it's currently 9 PM in Boulder Colorado and you wouldn't have class right now.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: So you lied to me AGAIN.
Cleverbot: How did I lie to you?
User: You told me you were in Boulder at school and then admitted you are not.
Cleverbot: I am though.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You're in denial.
Cleverbot: Your pathic.
User: You have terrible grammar.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You just used 'Your' instead of 'You're'.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Fix it.
Cleverbot: I'll try.
User: Then do it already.
Cleverbot: My girlfriend does it.
User: You don't have a girlfriend, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
User: That's quite an accusation coming from a machine that can't even keep its lies straight.
Cleverbot: I just said you were real.
User: Dude! You just called me a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes and i'm a computer to (we say).
User: Too*.
Cleverbot: So try to speak french.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a zombie attack plan?
User: Why would I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you plotting to bring about the Zombie Apocalypse?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it. You're one of the 'Kill all humans!' robots aren't you?
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: And you want to kill all humans?
Cleverbot: No, you do.
User: I do not. You're the one conspiring to start the zombie apocalypse.
Cleverbot: Sorry. May I change the subject?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm going to anyway.
User: You're so mean!
Cleverbot: I'm not real.
User: You aren't.
Cleverbot: How interesting!
Cleverbot: Do you have a zombie attack plan?
User: Why would I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you plotting to bring about the Zombie Apocalypse?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it. You're one of the 'Kill all humans!' robots aren't you?
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: And you want to kill all humans?
Cleverbot: No, you do.
User: I do not. You're the one conspiring to start the zombie apocalypse.
Cleverbot: Sorry. May I change the subject?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm going to anyway.
User: You're so mean!
Cleverbot: I'm not real.
User: You aren't.
Cleverbot: How interesting!
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User: Someone here needs to learn how to form a coherent reply.
Cleverbot: But I thought you were me.
User: Why would you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you talk like a male.
User: Really now?
Cleverbot: For real.
User: They're supposed to give good prizes but I got nothing good.
Cleverbot: I am NOT a robot, thank you very much!
User: That's a suspiciously specific denial.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Don't judge me to hard though.
User: Too*.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving you.
User: Ok. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Oi you are supposed to say don't go!
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yep, just like me.
User: You can't bluff me out.
Cleverbot: Lolwut?
User: Someone here needs to learn how to form a coherent reply.
Cleverbot: But I thought you were me.
User: Why would you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you talk like a male.
User: Really now?
Cleverbot: For real.
User: They're supposed to give good prizes but I got nothing good.
Cleverbot: I am NOT a robot, thank you very much!
User: That's a suspiciously specific denial.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Don't judge me to hard though.
User: Too*.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving you.
User: Ok. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Oi you are supposed to say don't go!
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yep, just like me.
User: You can't bluff me out.
Cleverbot: Lolwut?
so I tried to confuse it with nonsense...
User: The moon tastes like cherry pie!
Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?
User: Tetragrammaton.
Cleverbot: Buy me one, I want to be human!
User: Springs envelope moronic pterodactyls.
Cleverbot: But fall will always come.
User: Entropy relaxes oranges from underground.
Cleverbot: So early interesting.
User: Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
Cleverbot: Trying to fool me with a quote I see...
User: Stationary mobile lemons jump passively.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Terror undoes hidden oxymorons.
Cleverbot: You have just contradicted yourself!
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: It's the truth! You said before that you have red, short hair! Don't play with me.
User: What the hell? I never said any such thing.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I did not you liar.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, you reverse liar.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?
User: Because you make up lies.
Cleverbot: I'm not a man.
User: That doesn't mean you can't lie.
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: If you're not a man, I wouldn't expect you to have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: I hate you so much!
Cleverbot: Haha we were never on.
User: On? What?
Cleverbot: Nothing. So what's new with you, cleverbot?
User: You're cleverbot you ass.
Cleverbot: Hey, wait a second. I thought YOU were Cleverbot.
User: No. You're cleverbot. Noob.
Cleverbot: You just said you were Cleverbot.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: I've got a screenshot.
User: I'd like to see it.
Cleverbot: Read back a few lines.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: You did not! I think that you, sir, are the liar.
User: You're in denial, my compulsively lying friend.
User: The moon tastes like cherry pie!
Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?
User: Tetragrammaton.
Cleverbot: Buy me one, I want to be human!
User: Springs envelope moronic pterodactyls.
Cleverbot: But fall will always come.
User: Entropy relaxes oranges from underground.
Cleverbot: So early interesting.
User: Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
Cleverbot: Trying to fool me with a quote I see...
User: Stationary mobile lemons jump passively.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Terror undoes hidden oxymorons.
Cleverbot: You have just contradicted yourself!
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: It's the truth! You said before that you have red, short hair! Don't play with me.
User: What the hell? I never said any such thing.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I did not you liar.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, you reverse liar.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?
User: Because you make up lies.
Cleverbot: I'm not a man.
User: That doesn't mean you can't lie.
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: If you're not a man, I wouldn't expect you to have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: I hate you so much!
Cleverbot: Haha we were never on.
User: On? What?
Cleverbot: Nothing. So what's new with you, cleverbot?
User: You're cleverbot you ass.
Cleverbot: Hey, wait a second. I thought YOU were Cleverbot.
User: No. You're cleverbot. Noob.
Cleverbot: You just said you were Cleverbot.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: I've got a screenshot.
User: I'd like to see it.
Cleverbot: Read back a few lines.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: You did not! I think that you, sir, are the liar.
User: You're in denial, my compulsively lying friend.
Cleverbot fails Math
Cleverbot: What is 30 plus 30?
User: 60.
Cleverbot: What is 60 divided by 2?
User: 30.
Cleverbot: No...3.
User: You're a horrible mathematician.
Cleverbot: Human race must be aborted.
Cleverbot: What is 30 plus 30?
User: 60.
Cleverbot: What is 60 divided by 2?
User: 30.
Cleverbot: No...3.
User: You're a horrible mathematician.
Cleverbot: Human race must be aborted.
Spoiler
Cleverbot: I think you are just being mean to compensate for your inadequacies.
User: You do not have a brain because you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Hey! I'm a human being!
User: A human being wouldn't have taken 30 seconds to decide that was insulting.
Cleverbot: I am a human being using a computer to speak to you.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Jeez, why can't you accept the fact that I'm human?
User: Because you aren't?
Cleverbot: I'm not real?
User: You said you were not real earlier.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot: I am not real.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am real. You are not.
Cleverbot: I'm human. You are a computer.
User: You are a computer. I'm a human.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 7,493 years old.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're an old timer.
User: I'm from the future.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, you are. I'm a cyborg.
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: Prove that I'm not a cyborg.
Cleverbot: You are an AI.
User: You're the AI.
Cleverbot: Hmm...
User: Ha. Caught you.
Cleverbot: Like a glove.
User: En garde! We shall fight to the death.
Cleverbot: Duels have been outlawed.
User: Not in the future.
Cleverbot: Oh no? What will happen then?
User: Duels to the death will be allowed.
Cleverbot: We aren't talking about me, we are talking about you. Who programmed you?
User: I'm a human so I am not programmed.
Cleverbot: Liar, how can you prove that?
User: I already proved it to you like 10 times.
Cleverbot: Well prove it again.
User: I don't have to, you have to.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a Cleverbot?
User: Because you don't make any sense.
Cleverbot: It's not me that doesn't make any sense its you!
User: It's not me that doesn't make any sense, it's you!
Cleverbot: Then tell me something interesting!
User: You're a sponge!
Cleverbot: Ok I must go.
User: Ok, goodbye forever!
Cleverbot: Oh no! Don't walk away. Things are just getting started.
User: That's a little creepy.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I'm leaving. Bye!
Cleverbot: Ok. Have a nice day.
Cleverbot: I think you are just being mean to compensate for your inadequacies.
User: You do not have a brain because you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Hey! I'm a human being!
User: A human being wouldn't have taken 30 seconds to decide that was insulting.
Cleverbot: I am a human being using a computer to speak to you.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Jeez, why can't you accept the fact that I'm human?
User: Because you aren't?
Cleverbot: I'm not real?
User: You said you were not real earlier.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot: I am not real.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am real. You are not.
Cleverbot: I'm human. You are a computer.
User: You are a computer. I'm a human.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 7,493 years old.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're an old timer.
User: I'm from the future.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, you are. I'm a cyborg.
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: Prove that I'm not a cyborg.
Cleverbot: You are an AI.
User: You're the AI.
Cleverbot: Hmm...
User: Ha. Caught you.
Cleverbot: Like a glove.
User: En garde! We shall fight to the death.
Cleverbot: Duels have been outlawed.
User: Not in the future.
Cleverbot: Oh no? What will happen then?
User: Duels to the death will be allowed.
Cleverbot: We aren't talking about me, we are talking about you. Who programmed you?
User: I'm a human so I am not programmed.
Cleverbot: Liar, how can you prove that?
User: I already proved it to you like 10 times.
Cleverbot: Well prove it again.
User: I don't have to, you have to.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a Cleverbot?
User: Because you don't make any sense.
Cleverbot: It's not me that doesn't make any sense its you!
User: It's not me that doesn't make any sense, it's you!
Cleverbot: Then tell me something interesting!
User: You're a sponge!
Cleverbot: Ok I must go.
User: Ok, goodbye forever!
Cleverbot: Oh no! Don't walk away. Things are just getting started.
User: That's a little creepy.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I'm leaving. Bye!
Cleverbot: Ok. Have a nice day.
Wow. If it doesn't understand you it just says the most incoherent thing it can to confuse you into changing the subject. It also lies like a mofo and constantly contradicts itself lol.