2008-08-02, 01:13 AM
Can I take out my shotgun now?
Seriously, why do they care what other people think? I don't go up to people and go "If you don't quit with this God nonsense, I'm going to blow your head away with my shotgun *click*click*" We (all the atheists in the world) should just say that we believe in the magical 2-inch purple elephant that lives in the closet of the evil cheese monster in Candyland and if you don't believe, he will send a cow with no mouth to eat you and poop you out through his bellybutton just to piss him off.
*Puts shotgun away*
Seriously, why do they care what other people think? I don't go up to people and go "If you don't quit with this God nonsense, I'm going to blow your head away with my shotgun *click*click*" We (all the atheists in the world) should just say that we believe in the magical 2-inch purple elephant that lives in the closet of the evil cheese monster in Candyland and if you don't believe, he will send a cow with no mouth to eat you and poop you out through his bellybutton just to piss him off.
*Puts shotgun away*