Meet Bob.

A turkey approaches Bob.

Bob kills the turkey and eats it.
HP +50
Endurance +1

Bob rolls the dice.

Bob loses 8004 hp. CAREFUL BILLY.

Bob is scared for his life now
HP -8004

Bob watches Fred videos on YouTube.

Bob is horrified.
Mentality -10

Bob goes on Fear Factor, and is challenged to eat a pinecone dipped in squid blood.

He does the following. Bob says "MOAR, that was delicious!"
Mentality -4

summon frozen yogurt infront of bob

It turns out that this is 8004 Frozen Yogurt, Bob proceeds to eat it.
HP +8004

Bob plays russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.

Bob shakes his hands to much, and only grazes his head.
HP -50

Bob is forced to eat the following:

1. Dried cicadas
2. Every single mammal testicles
3. Cow brains
4. Every single mammal schlong
5. Chum


Then Bob needs to fight and gets french kissed by:



He's a masochist hard-gay angel who can't be killed. Have fun Bob!

Bob does the above. Bob puts an equally gay/pretty angel infront of that one, and then Bob leaves.

Mentality -1
HP -50

Tell Bob:

Bob knows that this is a lie.

Bob discovers his name stands for Body Odour Boy.

Bob knows his name stands for Bob, or short for Bob

puts Bob in Super Smash Bros, only to be up against 3 Captain Falcons;


all of them falcon pawnching him at the same time

He wins.

Have Bob spend 3 months with Chowder from Chowder, so Bob eats all the unhealthy, fatty, and delicious food that Chowder eats all the time. Except that green goo health food stuff.

Bob does the above, and then goes on a 300 calorie diet afterward.
HP -200
Endurance -15

Bob(ITP)
HP: 7705/10000
Endurance: 67/100
Embarrassment: -125
Hospitalization Amount: 2
Current Inflictions: None
Mental Stability: 48/100
Current Status: Bob is becoming weak and near insane. He is unhappy with Amphigory, Johnnywup, Kurtle, and RobMdza. He is very hungry. He is thirsty.