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You: Do you know where babies come from?
Stranger: yes
You: Can you inform me?
Stranger: who dosent
Stranger: sure..
Stranger: do you have a phone line in yuor house
You: No.
Stranger: a phone
You: I live in a shack up on a hill. I'm amazed I can get my neighbor's internet from here!
Stranger: then you're never gona get babies
Stranger: so why worry about it
You: Who said I was worrying?
You: I just wanted to know where babies come from.
You:

Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: ?
You: Explain the procedure for me, please?
You: Why does it matter?
Stranger: ok...true
Stranger: ill explain it
Stranger: like i was saying..most people have something call a phone line
Stranger: and aphone
You: Uh-huh.
You: *takes down notes*
Stranger: ok...follow me
Stranger: uhm...then
Stranger: what happens
You: Uh-huh. I'm hanging on every word you say.
Stranger: you go to sleep
Stranger: and when you have this dream...that its supposed to be veryamazing or so they say...a little frog is gona jump up to you and hand you a piece of paper, you will open the paper (in your dreams) and you will se a number...you have to remember that number so you can then dial it throught your phone
You: Uh-huh.
Stranger: if you dont remember the number, then you have commited an abortion. poor baby.
You: Okay, thank you so much!
Stranger: im not done
You: Ooh.
Stranger: kids pop out of the phone line
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats it
You: Oh, okay.
You: That was anticlimatic.
You: But thank you so much, kind sir or madam.
You: I will relay this information to the others.
Stranger: undecided
Stranger: u sure should
Stranger: so many people think babys come out of vaginas...i mean wtp
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