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You: Southperry?
Stranger: Hi, it's me, The President.
You: ZOMG
You: Hi president Obama
You: Im darth vader.
Stranger: Hello.
You: I believe you own a lightsaber?
Stranger: Are you really Darth Vader, or someone trying to act cool in front of the president?
You: I am actually darth vaders great great great etc grandson
You: Star wars was in a galaxy far far away a long time ago remember?
Stranger: I think what you did was pretty wrong.
You: ?
Stranger: I'm going to send you a letter of ways you can improve yourself.
You: Erm...
Stranger: It'll be there in about 4 days.
Stranger:

You: I dont even own a lightsaber
You: And Vader was my great great etc grandfather
Stranger: I have about four of them.
You: Hmm
Stranger: I use them and practice with them daily.
Stranger: I am a Jedi Master who rules the U.S.
You: I am very practiced with a lightsaber.
You: My uncle teaches me daily.
Stranger: My uncle is from Kenya.
You: Cool?
Stranger: But I was born in America.
Stranger: True story.
You: Interesting.
You: My dad is from germany
You: But I was born in america
You: True story
Stranger: You can be president some day then.

You: Yay?
Stranger: I look forward to running against you in the near future.
You: Not with my records
Stranger: 2012 perhaps?
Stranger: Hmmmmmmmm?
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